1st Test: Australia v India @ Optus Stadium, PERTH Nov 22-26, 2024

[mozza91]

Sunny was kicking the cat yesterday afternoon now he's walking around with a chubby.

He really is the doyen of f**kwit commentators. He makes Haydos seem likeable.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

'Yesterday was unprecedented. It hasn't happen since 1952'. Haydross

'There are 2 parts of a bail, the fat bit is the barrell, the thin bit is the spigot'. Tim Lane

Maybe I need a gofundme so I can get off povtv.

 

[JJ]

Jaiswal continues to look like he’s something pretty special

 

[This Year?]

Bison needs to keep his trotter behind the line.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Marsh is going to break down, won't be able to bowl and we'll be left with a bloke who averages 30 all season standing at slip like an old mole.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

McSweeney in that cap looks like he should be selling newspapers on the corner.

 

[This Year?]

The young man is in fine form. Seeing them like beach balls.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

We're gonna get absolutely f**king Roebucked here

 

[This Year?]

We're gonna get absolutely f**king Roebucked here

More roebucked than Kim Halsey in the Houston 620.

 

[Bazal]

They should make the top six bowl. Get the quicks off to a spa and massage day

 

[This Year?]

They should make the top six bowl. Get the quicks off to a spa and massage day

With statements like that you are a true agent of chaos

 

[Chins get the wins]

Just had a nap. All seems to be going well...

 

[This Year?]

I wish Mark Howard would shut the f**k up.

 

[Fangs]

Marsh is going to break down, won't be able to bowl and we'll be left with a bloke who averages 30 all season standing at slip like an old mole.

Beau Webster.

Marsh/Green need each other. One old one young who hopefully avoids stress fractures. It appears frivolous but their workload isn't something we can mess with if they are to play a full Summer.

 

[edabomb]

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A bit like Gautam aiming for 500 runs a day vs NZ.

 

[This Year?]

I wonder how many bull sharks are in the Swan river.

 

[Fangs]

Are we boned here?

We did get 287 in NZ and 282 in England. If we are to win it my money is on Carey scoring the runs.

Keep baldy on for a bit I think.

 

[This Year?]

What is he doing?

 

[JJ]

Poor man’s Craig McMillan

 

[undertaker]

Marnus bowling his "pace"

I still think his leg-spin (as well as Smith's) is criminally underused, and adds an extra dimension to the bowling attack.

Unfortunately, the Aussie selectors have predominantly had a negative attitude towards wrist-spin since Warne's retirement