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1st Test: Australia v West Indies at Hobart on Dec 10-14, 2015

Pete Cash

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No wonder test matches are struggling. Even cricket australia has to save all the cash from decent tours to subsides useless merkins like the windies.

Voges is facing up with the sight screen out of position lmao.
 

vvvrulz

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Holder looks like he has literally no idea how to set a field or captain a team. They all look so lazy in the field and the bowlers seem to have no real awareness of what line and length is.

Terrible. They should be relegated to winter two test series in Darwin and Cairns.

You can't blame Holder, the guy was basically fresh off U-19 grade and he was handed the captaincy of the most useless demotivated team in test cricket. You can't expect him to have much of a clue, he clearly isn't being mentored much.

Marlon Samuels epitomizes their state best, immensely talented player who just coasts along lazily until someone (usually England) gets under his skin and suddenly he's a batting masterclass.
 

hineyrulz

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Lol Darsh what an amazing innings against a top quality attack on the tough pitch.

What a player!!
 

some11

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This summer should have been dubbed the "padding-their-stats summer of cricket"

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undertaker

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Holder looks like he has literally no idea how to set a field or captain a team. They all look so lazy in the field and the bowlers seem to have no real awareness of what line and length is.

Terrible. They should be relegated to winter two test series in Darwin and Cairns.

They need to FEEL THE PASSION MAHN!

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undertaker

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Terrible. They should be relegated to winter two test series in Darwin and Cairns.

Which would further highlight the massive fall from grace the Windies have undergone over the past 15 years.

Remember when we used to play 5-test series against them? That last one in 2000/01 was the straw that broke the camels back: after we spanked them 5-0 in a no-contest and the subsequent massive lack of interest which occurred over that summer (probably the most boring summer of cricket I've seen), Cricket Australia (then known as the ACB) weren't going to take the punt again and the home test series has been reduced to 3 tests since then. Also, the test series in the Windies have declined over time.

My suggestion:

Test series in Australia vs England, India and South Africa - the 'money making' cricketing nations - need to be 5 tests (although the South African scenario won't happen anytime soon as South Africa want to play at home over the Christmas period). If England can play 5-test series against India like they did last year, there's no reason why we can't.

Tests series vs Pakistan, Sri Lanka, and New Zealand should be 3 tests. Would love to see the series vs NZ be played over the Christmas period, hence the Boxing Day test (last time was in 1987) and SCG test (last time was in 1986) would be against the Kiwis.

Tests vs Zimbabwe, Bangladesh and West Indies need to be relegated to the Top End in Darwin and Cairns in July/August as you said. I don't think the West Indies will be allocated any MCG/SCG tests for a very long time after this summer.
 
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undertaker

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You know they're just here for the cash and the chicks - on the latter, they're probably distraught they have to play a test in Tasmania

From the last test Brian Lara played in Perth, in 2000 (I remember this made a lot of headlines at the time):

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Twizzle

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This is pretty meh cricket, 5 fielders on the boundary.

Windies look like they couldn't give a f**k

They seem to be waiting for a declaration rather than trying to take a wicket

Imagine if this game was on the WACA, lol, we'd be 500 in a day
 
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