2014 predictions

[Gary Gutful]

I got rid of Facebook when I realised my former classmates all have lives full of travel and adventure and conspicuous consumption. It's like I'm the only one that grew up to be an ordinary slob.

Everyone is interesting on Facebook.

 

[The Elephant In The room]

Everyone is interesting on Facebook.

Except Pou it seems.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I'm the only one posting photos of our groceries arriving from Coles. Plus that time my mate came around and we caught the end of My Kitchen Rules.

Every other merkin is constantly travelling to Machu Picchu or attending music festivals. fml

 

[The EELiminator]

Every other merkin is constantly travelling to Machu Picchu or attending music festivals. fml

every other merkin SAYS they went to machu picchu ever heard of photoshop? ;-)