Gonna be probably one of the worst crowds in ages at Remondis tonight. I cant wait. I am a season ticket holder, haven't missed a game in years and you can see my house in the below satellite photo. I will be watching the game from my outrageously soft calf leather sofa, feet propped up on a plush ottoman, cocooned in a pair of high end sheepskin boots against winters bony fingers while I take noisy slurps from hot drinks spiked with on trend spiced rum, which I will rest on my designer vintage mid century coffee table. The game will be watched on a flat screen television so large that it would have been reserved for public spaces and the homes of extravagant millionaires only a decade ago. I will be able to hear the ground announcer and people will park their cars in front of my house. My dog will sleep at my feet contentedly and my photogenic and intelligent wife will bring me slow cooked beef brisket in soft white rolls lashed with expensive American BBQ sauce. I will smile.