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1. Souths - Will be slow starters but will finish top. Will relish with high crowd support from all the band wagoners coming out of the Centrelink cues. G.I Will finally get a Dally M.
2. Cowboys - JT will again lose his shit 37 times in the season only to be called gracious in defeat. They will cure their travelling blues and get on a roll after origin. Will go one step further than 2014 and reach a prelim before the ref sinbins JT for a deliberate forward pass costing them the game. better luck in 2016.
3. Roosters - A slow start because of the injury to Jake Friend. JWH to miss a total of 13 weeks through suspension. Trent Robinson to talk in the same tone all year. They will win the 9's because of their massive array of junior talent that they have breed themselves.
4. Panthers- No one cares about the little Western Sydney club so this description will be short. Soward will only cry twice in 2015.
5. Bulldogs - B Mozzles will help brother J Mozzles to get them back into the finals. Will unofficially be under the radar come pre-season training. James graham will be described as a half back in a props body 4 times a game by the immortal Andrew Johns.
6. Storm - the motherf**king slide is on and thank the gods for justice. Cam smith will complain at least 8 times about the tough schedule of the NRL while he relaxes every weekend in his yacht. Bellamy will spit enough fluid to cure the Queensland drought but will too selfish to put a rain water tank in his press conferences.
7. Manly - An injury to DCE early will spell a bad period of the maroon and whites but will help the Maroons win back the Origin Shield. Foran will sign with the Eels. Toovey will call for an investigation into how dubious calls can possibly be made in the NRL. the league will commission an investigation but the results are inconclusive.
8. Warriors - They finish strong on the back of SJ and that pommy fullback that nobody cares about.
9. Dragons - Cool. Cool cool cool. Benji announces retirement in round 22.
10. Eels - The Eels will struggle without Hayne and with Moi Moi gone the crowd chant will be forever lost also. Team Morale will be down. All because of one mans selfish decision to leave.
11. Sharks - They have an ok year, by their standards, but Gallen has a better year in the ring. Flanagan storms out of 3 interviews. Water Bubblers will be installed around the ground in an revolutionary change to the stadium to make it easier for players and fans to rehydrate.
12. Titans - Will be relocated to Perth, hopefully. Bird is captain again by round 3 as he is inspirational and a real hero to his teammates. the team Will develop the Neil Henry formula of winning some games at home and winning absolute nothing on the road, not even a meat raffle. average 4,000 in the stands.
13. Knights - don't see an improvement in this team. their coach is average. And Gidley is a match winner for the opposition. Mullen will tear his hamstring 4 times during the year.
14. Broncos - No chance without wonder boy fullback Darius Boyd. with 9 months out he will have plenty of time relapse into the merkin he has apparently cured himself of being. Will be rude to atleast one journo in 2015.
15. Tigers - Farah will again be captain courageous and lead his side around in 2015. the young team will rebel against him and kick him out like he did Benji. I don't even know who their coach is, does anybody care?
16. Raiders- Ricky Stuart will struggle and after announcing that his team is to expect more floggings and that he 'doesn't have a solution', he hires dank. Will be beaten by 50 points or more atleast 8 times in 2015, they are by far one of the worst rosters I have seen in my time. Stuart is gone by round 20, ending his 7 year contract after 18 months in the role.
2. Cowboys - JT will again lose his shit 37 times in the season only to be called gracious in defeat. They will cure their travelling blues and get on a roll after origin. Will go one step further than 2014 and reach a prelim before the ref sinbins JT for a deliberate forward pass costing them the game. better luck in 2016.
3. Roosters - A slow start because of the injury to Jake Friend. JWH to miss a total of 13 weeks through suspension. Trent Robinson to talk in the same tone all year. They will win the 9's because of their massive array of junior talent that they have breed themselves.
4. Panthers- No one cares about the little Western Sydney club so this description will be short. Soward will only cry twice in 2015.
5. Bulldogs - B Mozzles will help brother J Mozzles to get them back into the finals. Will unofficially be under the radar come pre-season training. James graham will be described as a half back in a props body 4 times a game by the immortal Andrew Johns.
6. Storm - the motherf**king slide is on and thank the gods for justice. Cam smith will complain at least 8 times about the tough schedule of the NRL while he relaxes every weekend in his yacht. Bellamy will spit enough fluid to cure the Queensland drought but will too selfish to put a rain water tank in his press conferences.
7. Manly - An injury to DCE early will spell a bad period of the maroon and whites but will help the Maroons win back the Origin Shield. Foran will sign with the Eels. Toovey will call for an investigation into how dubious calls can possibly be made in the NRL. the league will commission an investigation but the results are inconclusive.
8. Warriors - They finish strong on the back of SJ and that pommy fullback that nobody cares about.
9. Dragons - Cool. Cool cool cool. Benji announces retirement in round 22.
10. Eels - The Eels will struggle without Hayne and with Moi Moi gone the crowd chant will be forever lost also. Team Morale will be down. All because of one mans selfish decision to leave.
11. Sharks - They have an ok year, by their standards, but Gallen has a better year in the ring. Flanagan storms out of 3 interviews. Water Bubblers will be installed around the ground in an revolutionary change to the stadium to make it easier for players and fans to rehydrate.
12. Titans - Will be relocated to Perth, hopefully. Bird is captain again by round 3 as he is inspirational and a real hero to his teammates. the team Will develop the Neil Henry formula of winning some games at home and winning absolute nothing on the road, not even a meat raffle. average 4,000 in the stands.
13. Knights - don't see an improvement in this team. their coach is average. And Gidley is a match winner for the opposition. Mullen will tear his hamstring 4 times during the year.
14. Broncos - No chance without wonder boy fullback Darius Boyd. with 9 months out he will have plenty of time relapse into the merkin he has apparently cured himself of being. Will be rude to atleast one journo in 2015.
15. Tigers - Farah will again be captain courageous and lead his side around in 2015. the young team will rebel against him and kick him out like he did Benji. I don't even know who their coach is, does anybody care?
16. Raiders- Ricky Stuart will struggle and after announcing that his team is to expect more floggings and that he 'doesn't have a solution', he hires dank. Will be beaten by 50 points or more atleast 8 times in 2015, they are by far one of the worst rosters I have seen in my time. Stuart is gone by round 20, ending his 7 year contract after 18 months in the role.
