2019 ASHES: 1st Test Australia v England, Edgbaston Aug 1-5

[Timbo]

I love it how when Australian fans boo, we’re uncouth colonials. When English fans boo, it’s a bit of fun satire.

What a bunch of merkins.

 

[Pommy]

I love it how when Australian fans boo, we’re uncouth colonials. When English fans boo, it’s a bit of fun satire.

What a bunch of merkins.

So we’re you complaining about Broad getting booed? What a merkin.

 

[Hutty1986]

Why the f**king hell is a tennis player on my tv? Great, great player admittedly...but has absolutely no relevance here.

 

[hineyrulz]

No one at silly mid off and a chance missed.

Dumb as spit these merkins.

 

[Pommy]

Did I not read in here that they had 9gem in HD for the World Cup?
This picture is garbage.

 

[Pommy]

Never mind I’ve found it, that’s much better.

 

[hineyrulz]

Somehow this plodder has got to 50.

 

[Hutty1986]

The f**king ballboy makes 50. Dark days indeed.

 

[Hutty1986]

Aleem Dar is deadset mentally geniused.
Poms screech into some other shit song that is supposed to be remotely witty or banter related. f**k theres some mongs in this crowd

 

[hineyrulz]

Root has more arse than the fat lady at the circus.

And another umpires mistake.

 

[Sphagnum]

Lucky the game goes for 5 days. Gives Dar plenty more chances to get one right

 

[Matt23]

Dar should dead set give it away

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

Are these f**king umps for real... whats that? 9-10 major mistakes in four and a half sessions..

 

[jargan83]

Another shocker by Dar

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

Maybe when Dar’s on the teams should get two referrals per wicket instead of per innings... might help him out...

 

[Timbo]

I cannot believe we picked these two Victorian trundlers ahead of Starc and Haze.

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

I cannot believe we picked these two Victorian trundlers ahead of Starc and Haze.

No Starc was surprising. I presumed it was fitness. He is the best bowler we have.

 

[hineyrulz]

Have a bit more luck you unwashed merkins.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Dunno know exactly why but Marcus Lasagne to me is the emblem of the Australian cricket team being at its weakest and lowest ebb - belted at home by India

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Is it just me or does James Pattinson look like he hasn't slept for about a week