2019 ASHES: 1st Test Australia v England, Edgbaston Aug 1-5

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

And I thought I was depressed about our batting lineup.....

 

[mattyg]

f**k the umpires have been shocking but Tim Paine has been worse... can’t believe we didn’t review that while Lyon is turning it square. Not to mention not picking Starc OR hazlewood who have been our bowling attack leaders for 4 years. Unbelievable and probably deserve to lose based on that. Pattinson has bowled quite well I think and could easily have had 3 wickets. Cummins doesn’t seem to be on at the moment. Siddle is horrific and I can’t believe he is even being considered for selection with our stocks. Starc or hazlewood will be back for next test.

 

[Hutty1986]

Pretty embarrassing now...our much hyped attack barely firing a shot and making Monty f**king Burns look semi-capable. Could be a loooooong series.

 

[yobbo84]

We've conceded about 50 runs down to third man yet Paine refuses to put a fielder there

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

What a f**king mistake this is turning out to be, picking these shithouse Victorian trundlers

Give yourselves a f**king upper cut Australian cricket. Trying to out smart yourself and end up sabotaging everything

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

We've conceded about 50 runs down to third man yet Paine refuses to put a fielder there

LOL

Right on cue. Captain f**king numbnuts

 

[Matt23]

Any danger of a third man being put in ffs

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

Well I’m off to bed... what’s the chances of a pleasant surprise two mornings in a row.....

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

Is this the most pop-gun Australian bowling ever?

What’s worse?

Tony Dodemaide and Peter Sleep?

 

[King hit]

Is this the most pop-gun Australian bowling ever?

What’s worse?

Tony Dodemaide and Peter Sleep?

Remember when Hastings was picked ahead of Hazelwood for punters farewell
Scott Boland playing one dayers

 

[Matt23]

what’s the chances of a pleasant surprise two mornings in a row.....

Extremely f*cking low

 

[King hit]

C'mon Lyon

 

[mattyg]

f**k sake. This is not looking good. Missed chance to get stuck into them by not reviewing. England still getting all the luck in the world with root and the bails not coming off. Gonna be hard to win from here if we don’t pick up a wicket before tea

 

[8Ball]

Well f**k me a wicket

 

[jargan83]

Nice catch Bananaman

 

[Matt23]

F*ck off Ellen

 

[King hit]

Brilliant catch by Siddle

 

[mozza91]

Yes Siddle!! Deserves that wicket.

 

[jargan83]

Cya later Denly

 

[jargan83]

Lord Cummins strikes (for real this time)