2019 ASHES: 2nd Test Australia v England, Lords Aug 14-18

[undertaker]

Warner makes YET another low score....

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Ohhhh go f**k yourself Warner, you utterly useless sack of downhill skiing dogshit

 

[Danish]

3 dropped catches and f**k all runs.

Surely he gets dropped

 

[8Ball]

If all of our batsman dig in we should see this out comfortably. Warner wasn't having any of that

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

f**k me Bancroft. Heart in the mouth stuff.

You don't feel comfortable watching one ball he faces

 

[some11]

Nice innings from Khawaja

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

We're f**ked

 

[undertaker]

Khawaja gone now.....seriously, dont tell me Australia are going to get bundled out within 48 overs.

 

[8Ball]

Smith is not available so it will be up to our best bat bowler ballboy drinks carrier bus driver Cummins again

 

[Danish]

The top order bunnies all offering their usual contribution so far

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Khawaja gone now.....seriously, dont tell me Australia are going to get bundled out within 48 overs.

Ha.

Australia: "Watch this"

 

[undertaker]

Ouch! Welcome to the Ashes, Labuschagne.

 

[8Ball]

Archer's bouncers are every bit as quick as Johnson's at his best.

 

[some11]

Do these morons know how to duck?

 

[WaznTheGreat]

This team is a f**king disgrace

 

[undertaker]

Archer's bouncers are every bit as quick as Johnson's at his best.

Although Johnsons were great during the 2013/14 Ashes, Id say Archers are quicker.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

This team is a f**king disgrace

Bunch of piss weak merkins needing Steve Smith to hold their dicks for them

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Take as much time as you f**king can Lasagne. Make yourself useful

 

[undertaker]

The look on Labuschagnes face just before he got hit on the slow mo replay says it all.

 

[nöyd]

kick your stumps over Marnus, f**k that shit