2019 ASHES: 2nd Test Australia v England, Lords Aug 14-18

[Eelectrica]

When Paine retires from cricket I suggest he doesn't become an umpire.

 

[King hit]

Another bombed review

To be fair we just have to go all out now

 

[8Ball]

Our fielding has been such trash

 

[King hit]

Warner’s slip fielding has been poor today

 

[jargan83]

Ben Stokes tried to hit that to France

 

[King hit]

They’ll probably let Stokes score his century then put us in

 

[undertaker]

ROFL at Stokes comment in the stump mic

 

[Eelectrica]

They’ll probably let Stokes score his century then put us in

Yeah, the longer we can delay that, the fewer overs we will have to face.
Games already out of reach for us.

 

[King hit]

Yeah, the longer we can delay that, the fewer overs we will have to face.
Games already out of reach for us.

At least if this goes to a draw we would only have to win 1 of the last 3 tests to win the urn

 

[some11]

Not enough time for a result, unless ellen makes a super bold declarati- no he doesn't have the balls.

Root confirmed too much of a bitch to go for the win.

And the crowd cheer that declaration??

 

[JW]

If the Poms want to give this a bit of a whirl, they'll have to close this out soon. Surely our muppets can see out 45-50 overs, even without His Holiness.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Warner's shocking effort in the field has let it get to this, to go alongside his uselessness with the bat

With Smith gone, it's time for him to step the f**k up as the most senior batsman in the side and justify his massive pay packet by saving this test for us

 

[King hit]

Better not wake up and see that we have lost

 

[8Ball]

Archer will probably start with a 10 over spell

 

[JW]

Every chance Patty and the tail will be asked to save our arses again.

 

[Showtime]

48 overs to survive or 267 to win depending on your confidence in this lineup. Hopefully I’m wrong but I can see Broad running through this top order pretty quickly.

 

[undertaker]

Unless Australia has a monumental choke (which theyve had plenty of over the past decade), they should easily be able to see out 48 overs on this pitch.

 

[Hutty1986]

Yeah, we're f**ked.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Bancroft honestly has the worst technique I have seen at test level. He cannot help but get his leg across almost every ball to square himself up

I shouldn't have given up grade cricket with plonkers like this making the Australian side

 

[8Ball]

How the f**k does it keep clouding over when we bat