2019 ASHES: 4th Test Australia v England, Old Trafford Sept 4-9

[Fangs]

Huh?

They were picking Wade, Bancroft, Khawaja, and Head ahead of him. Had Smith not gone down injured who knows if he even gets a run.

Huh?

He got picked out of nowhere for his debut, to bat at 3. As if anyone thought that was a good idea. Then he got picked in the Ashes squad.

By the looks of things they got this one right.

 

[undertaker]

Lol my thoughts exactly, wtf is wrong with these merkins

Someone at Ch9 programming forgot to be told that April Fool's Day was more than 5 months ago.

Back from walking the dog and why the f**k are they showing this? I’d rather watch Demtel ads from the 90’s.

Anyone here who has been attending Alcoholics Anonymous will find themselves back on the bottle before the highlights package is over.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Huh?

He got picked out of nowhere for his debut, to bat at 3. As if anyone thought that was a good idea. Then he got picked in the Ashes squad.

By the looks of things they got this one right.

He played in the Summer tests

 

[Fangs]

He played in the Summer tests

Yes our home tests, batting in the top 4.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

This f**king English weather man. Ban the merkins from ever hosting international cricket ever again

 

[AlwaysGreen]

4th consecutive fifty for Meth Lab.

Hopefully he will go onto a hundred.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

This shit rain where it pours then stops.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Jofra Mercenary is like Shoaib Akhtar. Can only bowl full pace for around one spell per innings and his engine goes

 

[blaza88z]

Marnus is inside their heads at this stage

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Good waste of a review merkins

 

[lockyno1]

Stumps 3/170

 

[herbert henry1908]

This pitch and the rain on Friday you’d be loading up on a draw. Might take Nathan Lyon to do something special to get an outcome.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Australia should have declared when they were 1/1

 

[JJ]

This Smith fella seems to be enjoying test cricket...

 

[hineyrulz]

Solid start, need some merkin hang with Smiffy. 400 minimum and the put all the pressure on these merkins. If the rain could just f**k off Lyon night ve able to bowl us to victory.

 

[Twizzle]

I know you've got your own thing against him but Burns is comfortably better than Harris and Bancroft. We haven't got the perfect option but he's deadset hard done by not to even be in the squad.

the "thing" I have is his obvious weakness against the new ball, so do the selectors

don't forget I had him in my Ashes team at 6 as I believe he can bat but to help him be more consistent I would keep him away from the new ball. Problem is in English conditions the dukes ball will do more for longer than a Kooka in Australian conditions so batting him at 6 may not help him that much

tbh we probabaly need some one else to step up, we all argue about openers and truth is none of them are any good or consistent in English conditions

 

[TheParraboy]

The platform is set for Mathew Wade to grab another ashes ton. I see it happening like Parra belting Manly by 30 points on Friday

 

[Eelectrica]

The platform is set for Mathew Wade to grab another ashes ton. I see it happening like Parra belting Manly by 30 points on Friday

The Parra/Wade double sounds like the perfect start to the weekend

ParraWade... sounds like the name of a sports drink. Drink ParraWade and absolutely nothing will ever go wrong. Ever.

 

[Eelementary]

Hes been poo but to include Warner with those other 2 is ridiculous

He's been dreadful for ages, tbh.

 

[Bazal]

The Parra/Wade double sounds like the perfect start to the weekend

ParraWade... sounds like the name of a sports drink. Drink ParraWade and absolutely nothing will ever go wrong. Ever.

Drink ParraWade to instantly die.

The drink of choice for edgy millennials