2019 ASHES: 5th Test Australia v England, The Oval Sept 12-16

[hineyrulz]

Siddle is about as tight as a $2 hooker.

And even more ugly.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Oh look out

LOOK OUT!

Phwooarrrrrrrr

THE BIG B

 

[jargan83]

Was about to duck out and grab a feed but the ball is in Mitch Marsh’s hands

 

[bazza]

Darsh is on lol.


What a great call to bowl first.

He can hold down an end with a 30 over spell till the new ball comes

 

[no name]

You know they’ve f**ked up when even Warney thinks Starc should be picked over Shittle.

 

[Pete Cash]

i hate to be seen agreeing with the pastic face wanker but why not play Starc if we are playing the bison

 

[Mr Spock!]

Wouldn't be surprised if picking Sidle, MMarsh and then bowling first is because of Lyons finger.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Wtf? Plastic wank talking sense

Love the grunt from the Bison as he delivers his 100k thunderbolts

 

[Hutty1986]

Langer is a 60 year old braindead hippie woman in the body of a 45 year old braindead hippie man

 

[hineyrulz]

Oh look out

LOOK OUT!

Phwooarrrrrrrr

THE BIG B

Brayderp just blew a quadruple roper.

 

[jargan83]

Cracking insight Warnie, of course Joe Root looks more confident. The pitch is so flat even Dave Warner would score runs on it.

 

[JokerEel]

So is it true Langer wanted to bat but Pain decided to bowl?

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Man look at those f**king levers. No wonder I never made it past grade cricket

 

[Matt23]

Even ol' plastic face can't understand why Shittle is playing, and he's a fellow Vicderpian

 

[hineyrulz]

Wtf? Plastic wank talking sense

Love the grunt from the Bison as he delivers his 100k thunderbolts

Darsh looks like Shoiab Akthar compared to Shittle.

 

[TheParraboy]

Peter Siddle used to bowl 150kph and than he started eating bananas and now his body looks like it got sucked in by a Godfreys Hoover Ultra Light Hand Stick vacuum cleaner

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Natural talent?

He's a natural merkin and that's about it.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

This pitch is so dead that they rolled it with the Weekend at Bernies corpse

 

[mave]

When did Marsh dominate in domestic cricket?
I must have slept through that match.

 

[Eelectrica]

I think Paine thought they were batting on that pitch near the fence.