2019 ASHES: 5th Test Australia v England, The Oval Sept 12-16

[jargan83]

Shane Warne is less funny than Heinrich Himmler

 

[AlwaysGreen]

There was literally a medical coroner out there on the field doing an autopsy on this dead pitch right in front of Paine and the little dope still bowls first

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

Just tuned in..... might go back to that re run of justice league that I scrolled past on Foxtel looking for this shit...

 

[hineyrulz]

There was literally a medical coroner out there on the field doing an autopsy on this dead pitch right in front of Paine and the little dope still bowls first

This pitch is deader than Hair follicles on Mary and BA’s heads

 

[roofromoz]

So Warnie's favourite pizza topping is Welcome Back Cotter?

 

[Bazal]

So Warnie's favourite pizza topping is Welcome Back Cotter?

I think his favourite pizza topping is disco biscuits tbh.

That or diuretics

 

[hineyrulz]

Just tuned in..... might go back to that re run of justice league that I scrolled past on Foxtel looking for this shit...

Dont, Justice League is almost as bad as Paine’s decision to bowl first.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Thank f**k Siddle is a vegetarian, you wouldn't waste meat on the bludger.

 

[Sphagnum]

Mitch marsh is the desperate tongue tie off, blinkers first time move.

It's gonna over race and finish last but it'll hopefully take a few squibs with it.

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

Siddle are you f**king serious????... Marsh and Siddle clearly better than Starc and Patto...

 

[TheParraboy]

Cant see Siddle playing another test after this

 

[Meapro Ham]

These are just great tactics by Paine. Bowl first and terrorise then with the medium pace vegetarian.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Siddle has only bowled 4 overs and he looks like he's ready for bed.

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

Haha

Dont, Justice League is almost as bad as Paine’s decision to bowl first.

Haven’t watched it but it can’t be worse than watching these two try to crack 125...

 

[Meapro Ham]

Cant see Siddle playing another test after this

We’ve been saying that for about a decade

 

[hineyrulz]

Cant see Siddle playing another test after this

I said that 3 years ago sadly, never understate the stupidity of our selectors.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Cant see Siddle playing another test after this

Ohh, he will.

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

Cant see Siddle playing another test after this

The question is why the f**k has he played 2 tests on this tour?

 

[Hutty1986]

Well it looks like these mongs have cooked the best chance they'll ever get to win a series in that shithole. Some of the strangest selections you could ever imagine, even coming from a selection set-up that picked blokes like McGain, Beer and Ronald McDonald. Shittle and Marsh are in the same sewer as those epic duds.

 

[Eelectrica]

Cant see Siddle playing another test after this

Siddle, next Australia captain confirmed.