2019 ASHES: 5th Test Australia v England, The Oval Sept 12-16

[AlwaysGreen]

David Gower talks shit in a posh voice.

 

[Hutty1986]

Even the f**king pommy captain fittingly has 'VILLAGE' on his bat

 

[hineyrulz]

When did Marsh dominate in domestic cricket?
I must have slept through that match.

His Dad hit 300 in a shield game once.

 

[King hit]

Warne commenting on how dry the oval is

Just take a look at Australia for 1 minute if you want to see dry

 

[AlwaysGreen]

They're pretty imaginative in England.

Let's call this oval, 'The Oval'.


You just said that 3 minutes ago you plastic wank.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

I can't stand Warne's nasaly bogan voice or pronounciation of certain words

"Enehthing"

 

[Hutty1986]

I am just absolutely bewildered by this aussie team. You've got blokes like Starc and Patto and you pick this Victorian window washer and an even shitter version of a Marsh that's already pure shit

 

[hineyrulz]

This decision to bowl first is right up there with Edgbaston 2005.


f**king Tasmanian’s.

 

[jargan83]

Wtf is with Tasmanian captains opting to bowl on a batting belter?

 

[Bazal]

I am just absolutely bewildered by this aussie team. You've got blokes like Starc and Patto and you pick this Victorian window washer and an even shitter version of a Marsh that's already pure shit

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Pat Cummins is going to be out of juice by the time he gets put out to stud.

 

[Haffa]

David Gower talks shit in a posh voice.

Warne talks shit “in a show em whose boss in a cab in parramatta in a western bulldogs 1999 guernsey” voice.

 

[hineyrulz]

I can't stand Warne's nasaly bogan voice or pronounciation of certain words

"Enehthing"

I hate his dopey little laugh after he says something stupid or unfunny.

 

[Pete Cash]

haha warne laughing at his own joke what a wanker

 

[jargan83]

How good are those numbers for Smiffy.

3 innings less than everyone yet 3 bajillion runs more.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

There was literally a medical coroner out there on the field doing an autopsy on this dead pitch right in front of Paine and the little dope still bowls first

 

[AlwaysGreen]

f**k off Warne you absolute merkin

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

You see, this is why you don't let Tasmanians lead or run anything. Ever.

 

[hineyrulz]

Welcome back Kotter again, STFU you plastic faced merkin.

 

[Bazal]

f**k off Warne you absolute merkin

We can sink him to the bottom of the Mariana trench with his little mate Wadey.

And Sids