2019 ASHES: 5th Test Australia v England, The Oval Sept 12-16

[Sans Souci Sainter]

Bairstow’s rusty red head needs a mention.

Sweet Jesus. Blech.

 

[some11]

Tempted to go my life savings Paine under 30 runs.

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

Ol mate bowling for the Poms

 

[butchmcdick]

So can we go back to hating Mitch Marsh now ?

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

So can we go back to hating Mitch Marsh now ?

Did you stop?

 

[WaznTheGreat]

This wouldn't have happened if we were actually asleep

 

[some11]

Oh well 2-2.

No boundary countbacks for the ashes.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Tempted to go my life savings Paine under 30 runs.

Did you do it??!?

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Can't bat
Can't catch
Can't keep
Can't captain

 

[butchmcdick]

Tempted to go my life savings Paine under 30 runs.

Did you stop?

No

He’s been recalled six times

Six

f**king Warner’s has been shite but he stays because reasons

Starc got f**king 50 last test but nah it’s Mitch all the way

Why not drop the goat and bring Ashton agar in langer you muppet

 

[Pete Cash]

So about that decision to bowl at the toss

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Paine is a deadset donkey of which even bald people are sickened by

 

[some11]

Just get on the plane and go home.

Sam Curran counters our geniused right handers.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

So about that decision to bowl at the toss

Absolute muppet of a captain. Almost as if he's trying to sabotage the series

 

[Matt23]

Can we address the elephant in the room, the batting coach, can we f*ck Graeme Hick off yet?
...and now the 12 year old's on a hat trick

 

[butchmcdick]

Did you stop?

No, I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead
Yo so I continued to a1a Beachfront Ave

 

[Jason Maher]

Has Australia's batting line up ever been weaker?

 

[some11]

SIDDLE THE MAGNIFICENT is in.

 

[butchmcdick]

Can we address the elephant in the room, the batting coach, can we f*ck Graeme Hick off yet?
...and now the 12 year old's on a hat trick

The boys are creaming them in the nets .....

 

[Hutty1986]

Another inspirational captains knock from Mongtard Paine. Poor f**king smiffy, time to swing for the fences.
Our derpy choking spinner cost us a series win by not being able to execute a fairly straightforward run-out and has been MIA since.