2019 ASHES: 5th Test Australia v England, The Oval Sept 12-16

[mattyg]

So would he.

Khawaja has had plenty of chances. He is not good enough, unfortunately.

He averages over 40. He is better than anyone else we have...

 

[butchmcdick]

f**k they are hammering the trailers for the next Rambo movie

Rambo battles arthritis and impotence

 

[butchmcdick]

So time for sids and Lyon to go the tonk

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

f**k you Paine

 

[Hutty1986]

God f**king forbid we'd be able to get the enjoyment of seeing our one decent batsman make a f**king hundred...out to a f**king straight one

 

[mattyg]

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

I reckon Smiffy has gone straight into the nets to hit about a thousand of those balls on his pads

 

[Pete Cash]

Thats enough cricket for me forever

 

[Hutty1986]

The west indian's back to inflate his figures some more against the mong brothers

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Need more elite honesty to admit that Tim Paine is an absolutely shithouse captain

 

[Pete Cash]

What a horrific review.

And thank god the poms didn't pick Curran earlier. He is the perfect partner for Archer. They are 21 and 24. I fear they will hurt us in the years to come. Extreme pace from one end, accurate swing from the other. They could be as good as Anderson and Broad.

Ill bet you 5 dollars AU right now that if Curran plays in Australia next ashes he gets a hiding

 

[Matt23]

Need more elite honesty to admit that Tim Paine is an absolutely shithouse captain

And that most of our "batsman" are absolute dogshit

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Hope Davey's taking some f**king notes down on how to bat, useless merkin. Shown up by tailenders

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Lyon hitting a 6? maybe fully haired people were the true enemy this whole time

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Lol bald merkin. Put your glasses on

 

[Pete Cash]

The thing that bothers me is 80 is a good score. Its just we are such a one man band that it feels 100 runs short of what we really needed from him which is unfair. The merkin has kept the ashes in our hands with his batting.

Smudge needs to have some kind of armed entourage to keep him safe for the summer

 

[some11]

Most undeserved 6-fer in the history of test cricket.

Hold the ball up mate, mitch marsh got 5.

 

[Pete Cash]

He bowled 1/3 of the overs lmao

 

[some11]

This is a flat pitch. Disgraceful batting.

 

[Matt23]

I'll be reserving judgement on Archer till he gets wickets against teams with decent batting lineups