2019 ASHES: 5th Test Australia v England, The Oval Sept 12-16

[lockyno1]

As I recall he’s not great at catching either

He’s not great at anything

 

[some11]

Only positive is this makes it more likely Cummins will play

That's why I can live with it.

 

[some11]

Could be worse guys, The Rig could have been express drafted in

If it takes him 15 dot balls to get 'in' for an ODI, I imagine he'd make a very good test cricketer.

 

[Bazal]

He’s not great at anything

You should be all over his knob and granting him some kind of military rank, based on how well you've jumped on the bandwagon of spastics doing the same thing to Wade...

f**k up Locky

 

[jargan83]

A little bit of selective state manipulation on my behalf but if minimum of 500 runs over the last 5 years away from home look who has the worst average from players 1-6

The bison

http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/en...4;spanval1=span;template=results;type=batting

His brother is the second worst

Mediocrity runs in that family.

 

[hineyrulz]

Mediocrity runs in that family.

Well it’s not talent.

 

[VictoryFC]

Young Marsh is in you say?

 

[Mr Angry]

f**k you Langer, f**k you.

 

[lockyno1]

You should be all over his knob and granting him some kind of military rank, based on how well you've jumped on the bandwagon of spastics doing the same thing to Wade...

f**k up Locky

The Admiral will get 50+ easily.

We’ve won with the Admiral

 

[VictoryFC]

Toss count is 4-1 our way. The real victory.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Australia win toss and bowl.

Siddle in for Starc.

Fuuuuuuuckk.

 

[Bazal]

Why are our selectors so unkind....

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Michael Holding very cool and relaxed mon.

 

[VictoryFC]

Bowl them out for under 300 here and it's in the bag

 

[mozza91]

Siddle for Starc? The creepy midget from Western Australia has officially lost his f**king mind.

 

[Pete Cash]

Not sure about the decision to bowl and I think it runs counter to the message the team has sent us with the Bison selection. If they think its so spicy we can knock them over in a day why play the bison.

The oval is a traditional bat first pitch. Sure it has a bit of grass on it but thats why the gutless losers at opener need to bat some overs. Its gonna be good batting by lunch imo.

England are pretty poor with the bat so maybe they can capitalise on that.

 

[Twizzle]

 

[Twizzle]

f**k me, we dont want to win

 

[Bazal]

Not sure about the decision to bowl and I think it runs counter to the message the team has sent us with the Bison selection. If they think its so spicy we can knock them over in a day why play the bison.

The oval is a traditional bat first pitch. Sure it has a bit of grass on it but thats why the gutless losers at opener need to bat some overs. Its gonna be good batting by lunch imo.

England are pretty poor with the bat so maybe they can capitalise on that.

I mean realistically whatever they say the reason for picking the Big Bad Be-Levered Bison is, it's just cos JL loves the taste of his scrote berries....

Probably wouldn't have been a bad toss to lose but given how flat The Oval can be, and given out openers are literally cardboard cutouts, I can see wanting to use whatever grass there might be early.

 

[Mr Spock!]

Ellen to ton up after not winning the ashes.