2019 ASHES: 5th Test Australia v England, The Oval Sept 12-16

[Eelectrica]

Give Paddy John Snow's horse blanket for a while and he'll be right.

I heard tell of a bloke with both legs amputated who walked again after touching John Snow's horses blanket.
Legs just grew right back.

 

[Mr Spock!]

The way our openers are going I'd pick Siddle and Pattinson to open the batting.

They can score 0 just as well as Davey can.....and they can bowl.

 

[Mr Spock!]

Just 5 batsman with an average above 30 this whole series. Root just squeaks in.
Not too many Pat Howard ticks of approval.

Too bad Adam Lyth isn't playing.

He'd be one of the best openers of the series.

 

[Twizzle]

If Cummins is injured then fair enough but if he is just being rotated then its just bullshit

If he is injured Pattinson should come in, no more bananaman.

What other team in the world rotates their bowlers just for the sake of it ?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Can we rest the sports scientists and video analysts instead of Cummins?

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Australia should have just flown home after Old Trafford.

"f**k your Fifth Test. Boo that!" says a smiling Steve Smith from behind cupped hand, as he and the team saunters down the Heathrow boarding bridge to QF1 and his First Class seat for the trip home.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

I've suddenly become more handsome since Australia retained the Ashes,all the wrinkles and stress are gone

 

[The Mad Hatter]

I've suddenly become more handsome since Australia retained the Ashes,all the wrinkles and stress are gone

I've stopped wetting the bed.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'm like Homer when Lisa and Bart went to kamp krusty, I'm 20 pounds lighter and my hair is growing back.

 

[Haffa]

I'm like Homer when Lisa and Bart went to kamp krusty, I'm 20 pounds lighter and my hair is growing back.

Footy finals will fix that.

 

[Pete Cash]

Footy finals will fix that.

 

[TheParraboy]

I've suddenly become more handsome since Australia retained the Ashes,all the wrinkles and stress are gone

That's good to hear mate

No one should be like that in their teens...

 

[Pete Cash]

Cummins may be rested.

kinda gives me the shits if so, we should be going for the jugular.

https://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricke...-in-doubt-for-fifth-test-20190910-p52q0x.html

Its not a dead rubber. We have the ashes locked up but I want to win the series. Patty is the second most important player in that goal

 

[WaznTheGreat]

I'm like Homer when Lisa and Bart went to kamp krusty, I'm 20 pounds lighter and my hair is growing back.

Right = During the Ashes
Left = After Australia retained the Ashes

 

[hineyrulz]

I'm like Homer when Lisa and Bart went to kamp krusty, I'm 20 pounds lighter and my hair is growing back.

But as soon as you see Wadey striding out to bat there goes that hair and here comes that 20 pounds.

 

[Hutty1986]

I'm like Homer when Lisa and Bart went to kamp krusty, I'm 20 pounds lighter and my hair is growing back.

Marge, is AG at Camp Grenada?

 

[mozza91]

I’ve gained 20 pounds since the victory but it’s all in my shorts.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Footy finals will fix that.

But as soon as you see Wadey striding out to bat there goes that hair and here comes that 20 pounds.

 

[jargan83]

Jimmy Anderson blames the pitches, not the lame duck English batting order and the only English bowlers worth feeding being Broad and Stokes.

https://www.foxsports.com.au/cricke...s/news-story/67bac26ef247fb8aeeac689fb25f7925

 

[hineyrulz]

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"Not the admiral, not the Admiral please not the admiral"