My predictions:
- In the pre-game, Gus will give a particular reason why tonights' game is different from all the other Game 3 decider's over the years. He will find any reason to repeat it throughout the game. Any big tackle/ freakish run of play he will cite as further proof of this phenomenon.
- The team who are "out on their feet" will get a run of penalties in their favour within the following 10 minutes
- Danika will look amazing
- Locky and Freddy will compete to see who can come out with the most cooked take
- Both sides will get a convenient run of penalties at different stages in the game, depending on the scoreline and how much the spectacle needs to remain a close one
- The commenters will gush over how Origin "never ceases to deliver/ amaze"
- Gus will sit there during the post-match looking off-screen with a smug expression of content, saying nothing. Until he speaks and reiterates that he "just had a feeling" the game would turn out exactly how it did...
- The following graph will absolutely apply to all discussion of the match by commentators and fans alike: