2nd ASHES TEST: @ Lords Jun 28 - Jul 2nd, 2023

[JamesRustle]

The age of England's opening bowlers and the constant bewildered looks on their faces leads me the believe they have dementia.

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

Another day, another brit in a headband hiding a receding hairline

 

[Mr. Shaman]

 

[gUt]

shoooooooot uzzy

 

[Bazal]

Bairstow dives.

The continetnal shelf off Scapa Flow collapses. Tsunamis kill thousands.

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Broad can f**k right off with his antics!

I thought this was the hallowed grounds of Lords? The home of cricket!

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

 

[Eelectrica]

Day 3 Session 1 and we are already in the 3rd inning of the match with a lead of almost 100. I’d go out on a limb and say our boys would be filthy with a draw.

Yep. Especially after the way we chased the win in game one with the first session washed out. I thought that session being washed out was it for a victory. So yeah, win or bust now, barring a washed out day 4 and 5.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Seriously, wtf is KP on about?

 

[hineyrulz]

Nice way to finish the session.

 

[hineyrulz]

The age of England's opening bowlers and the constant bewildered looks on their faces leads me the believe they have dementia.

They should of been given a cameo in the Dial of Dementia with Harrison Ford.

 

[Marshall_magic]

Yep. Especially after the way we chased the win in game one with the first session washed out. I thought that session being washed out was it for a victory. So yeah, win or bust now, barring a washed out day 4 and 5.

Keeping in mind that England need to win the series, a win here has them needing to win the last 3 tests, and will have them going full Bazball.

 

[hineyrulz]

We got a chaos reference @Bazal @SLRBRONCOS @This Year?

 

[Fangs]

Just back from marvel. I'm very clever and bought some piss for the hotel.

Hope bazball has been better than bellamyball this evening.

 

[hineyrulz]

Some Warnie Memorable Labia!!! Probably blonde with big tits.

 

[Ruby Roundhouse]

I think we will sweep these merkins

 

[hineyrulz]

lol Stokes said he's smashed it and then reviewed.

 

[This Year?]

I thought he was out.
Better book an appointment with an optometrist.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Sorry to be a downer.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/australian-cricket-legend-allan-border-has-parkinsons-disease/news-story/0aa6bbc66eaa2d976adfe5b0d7c6c989

 

[JokerEel]

What's with the green spray