2nd Test: Australia v South Africa @ MCG Dec 26-29, 2022

[Bazal]

Chaps mode...I once saw a bloke score 238* in a one day game. When he came off he confessed that from about 125 he was so gassed he was actively trying to get out but couldn't do anything but f**ken middle it

That's what Davey looks like ATM

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Can't help but think that Davey is playing this exhaustion for all its worth. Makes for great social media content.

 

[Eelectrica]

Can Davey retire hurt from heat exhaustion? Might not be a bad idea right now.

 

[Bazal]

F****ck that's dumb Smithy

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Smith out. Good reward for the feather ruffler.

 

[TheParraboy]

Smith out 85

tried to dolly it , should have given it the mustard

 

[JJ]

Hard to criticise much of what Smith does, but that was a woeful shot

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Best way to fix Davey's exhaustion is to apply a horse blanket or two.

 

[TheParraboy]

New ball is almost due

Head is here

 

[mave]

Pretty dumb, considering Warner soon to go, and new ball coming.

 

[TheParraboy]

If Warner does his long run and very high jump to celebrate 200

he can get f..cked !!

Exhaustian my ass

 

[mozza91]

Mark Howard saying the first initials then the surname is so f**king lame. Trying something new you little creep.

 

[_snafu_]

If Warner does his long run and very high jump to celebrate 200

he can get f..cked !!

Exhaustian my ass

He might manage a micro leap.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Mark Howard saying the first initials then the surname is so f**king lame. Trying something new you little creep.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'm pretty sure it was 5000°C and 687% humidity at Chennai in 1987, not this mid thirties stuff.

 

[JJ]

Lot to like about Nortje but new take on “he’s bowled all day”. Probably needs to bowl a bit more, or he’s the reason they wann no y to carry 5 bowlers

 

[hineyrulz]

Worst leap Eva!!!!

 

[TheParraboy]

No run, mini crooked jump

Well done lad

 

[Wizardman]

Jump in the air you bastard!

 

[Eelectrica]

Well done Davey. Even got a double jump of sorts.
Great innings.