3rd Ashes Test: Australia v England @ MCG Dec 26-30, 2021

[This Year?]

that was so satisfying that my 3rd eye shed a tear.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

f**k off Warne and Gilchrist.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Deadset … Stokes looks like a punch drunk, backstreet brawler whose glory days have passed on by.

 

[King hit]

Warnie talking about how awesome the lock downed shit hole of Melbourne is. Can these wanker Melbourne narcissistics please shut up

 

[Smug Panther]

Get these 2 early and it could all end very quickly. If not, you never know...

Nah we know. Known since the series started really

 

[Smug Panther]

f**k Cummins is such an unlucky bowler. He should be averaging about 15 with the ball

 

[The Mad Hatter]

A couple of dot balls there.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Why is Bairstow calling that run?

Ellen's merkin being targeted again.

 

[This Year?]

Right on the mons.

 

[TheParraboy]

Root hit in the Jatz cracks again

 

[AlwaysGreen]

So, apart from a drink, what can the physio do in this situation?

f**k off and play on.

 

[This Year?]

The slips cordon need to social distance.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Jonny Fatso is a wicket waiting to happen.

 

[Hutty1986]

The slips cordon need to social distance.

Nah bruv, no COVID in beautiful, beautiful Melbourne

 

[TheParraboy]

So, apart from a drink, what can the physio do in this situation?

f**k off and play on.

A prostate exam?

In all seriousness, Having been hit in the veg sack in indoor cricket (fielding close). I think a couple minutes grace period (while everyone else laughs and giggles) should be mandatory

 

[This Year?]

Nah bruv, no COVID in beautiful, beautiful Melbourne

The weather is so beautiful in Malban, which reminds me of my hair, my glorious blonde hair.... yeah yeah!

 

[mozza91]

Is Cameron Green big? Just unsure because I don’t think the commentators have brought it up at any stage.

 

[This Year?]

I wish I could find bonbon.

 

[This Year?]

Is Cameron Green big? Just unsure because I don’t think the commentators have brought it up at any stage.

Big Warriors forward?

 

[This Year?]

Ahh Greeny you just dropped the ashes!