3rd ASHES TEST: @ Headingley, Leeds July 6-10, 2023

[Mr. Shaman]

His straight breaks look like Warney on a raging turner compared to the dross our quicks are currently dishing up.

And he’s about as fast as Offie Knobinson

 

[JamesRustle]

Declaration?

 

[LeedsRhinos]

That's a great catch but the man still cheated then cried on the telly.

 

[PARRA_FAN]

How many is that for Smith? Great catch

 

[mozza91]

Thank f**k Smudger can field.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Smiffy!

 

[Ruby Roundhouse]

beautiful catch

 

[PARRA_FAN]

That's a great catch but the man still cheated then cried on the telly.

Who Broad?

 

[some11]

Ploddy Plodinson in, bowl at his goddamn feet.

 

[JokerEel]

That's a great catch but the man still cheated then cried on the telly.

Imagine if your players cried on telly.. they might take some catches

 

[mozza91]

That's a great catch but the man still cheated then cried on the telly.

Your entire country have cried nonstop for the last week over a regulation dismissal.

 

[jargan83]

FMD

 

[Mr. Shaman]

How good was having a decent lead?

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Maybe a team of all-rounders is the way to go

 

[JamesRustle]

Are the boundary ropes in so far so the poms can't physically assault our players?

 

[yobbo84]

Considering we'll probably get rolled for under 100 in the second innings, it's going to be real hard to win this test now

Need a Smith special

 

[mozza91]

A good length ball with late movement? Nah let’s bowl short and wide.

 

[JamesRustle]

Considering we'll probably get rolled for under 100 in the second innings, it's going to be real hard to win this test now

Need a Smith special

FMD. We'll likely have a lead against a team that is physically deteriorating before our very eyes.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Are the boundary ropes in so far so the poms can't physically assault our players?

It's so the fine people of Leeds aren't infected by the cheating virus that's circulated in Australian cricket for 30+ years.

 

[jargan83]

Australian bowlers when the tail Enders come out to bat: