3rd ASHES TEST: @ Headingley, Leeds July 6-10, 2023

[Mr. Shaman]

We’re so good at giving him a single off the last ball. Every f**king game.

 

[mozza91]

Are the boundary ropes in so far so the poms can't physically assault our players?

The BO fumes would be too much for the players if they were up close.

 

[JokerEel]

Bowl wider ffs

 

[JamesRustle]

It's so the fine people of Leeds aren't infected by the cheating virus that's circulated in Australian cricket for 30+ years.

You can help ward off viruses by clean and healthy life choices rather than living in fear.

 

[Ruby Roundhouse]

can't believe we are choking this lead so hard

 

[Mr. Shaman]

This insipid start to the session has lost us the test.

 

[mozza91]

Let’s bowl the work experience kid against Stokes in great touch.

 

[Fangs]

Stokes is on one buttock. We are blowing this.

 

[mave]

Murphy is not the answer here.

Brain dead decision

 

[Mr. Shaman]

You can help ward off viruses by clean and healthy life choices rather than living in fear.

You’ve never been to the heart of Yorkshire I see.

 

[some11]

Let’s bowl the work experience kid against Stokes in great touch.

Feeding him pies has been great captaincy

 

[BunniesMan]

Ben Stokes is New Zealand born. He plays for England. But he has the attitude and swagger of an Aussie. He feels like one of us in style

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Ben Stokes is New Zealand born. He plays for England. But he has the attitude and swagger of an Aussie. He feels like one of us in style

Shut up

 

[JokerEel]

Short to this plodder..

Cummins remember how you got out?

 

[yobbo84]

Good to see we've learnt our lessons from last week

 

[PARRA_FAN]

Bowl a short one to a tail ender, of course he smacks it.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Ben Stokes against Australia

Ben Stokes against everyone else

 

[mozza91]

Ben Stokes is New Zealand born. He plays for England. But he has the attitude and swagger of an Aussie. He feels like one of us in style

You and him both have sore asses. That’s the only common denominator.

 

[mave]

This is extraordinarily poor tactics

 

[mozza91]

Pat Cummins is one of the best quick bowlers of all time but as a tactician he makes Tim Paine look competent.