3rd Test: Australia v England at Perth Dec 13-17, 2013

[Armageddon.]

Mr slave to save the day

 

[Tommy Smith]

Broady!

Aussie batting line-up are still geniused.

Clarke and Haddin have masked their issues.

 

[butchmcdick]

OMFG that was woeful from bailey

 

[Timbo]

Stupid, stupid, STUPID shot. Bailey is not a test player.

Can Haddin pull of a third rescue?

 

[Sphagnum]

Bailey obviously hates playing test cricket for Australia. Diabolically stupid shot.

 

[JW]

What is it with these geniuss today.

Just about all of them have completely thrown their wickets away.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Starting to see why George Bailey hadn't been considered for test cricket before this series.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

This pair need to get us to at least 250.

 

[Matt23]

Horrible batting.

 

[Timbo]

That shot gets worse every time they replay it.

He has to go for Melbourne. He's a far weaker link than Rogers or Watson. He just is not up to it not will he ever be.

 

[Tommy Smith]

Rogers, Watson, Smith, Bailey ... surely the worst top six in Australian history.

But don't worry, we're still worse atm.

 

[Xfactor1979]

Here's gilchrist out there, striding out there to the crease

 

[Pete Cash]

That is so awful. Is that possibly one of the worst dismissals of all time considering the circumstances. People talk about haddin against the saffies but that's worse imo..

 

[age.s]

Hads got dis.

 

[Xfactor1979]

In order to talk like a duck, you must walk like a duck
with that in mind, I will talk like an Arrogant Australian- >

"We've got more than enough already"

 

[JW]

Good batting sides should carve up on this pitch, but still, despite the top order going full genius and beyond, quick runs and a steady flow of wickets is not uncommon for Perth either way. And the Poms have yet to show us they can bat, so even 250-300 (as far away as it looks right now) should still be decent at least.

But f**k Bailey has been ratshit. Who comes in for him if he gets the arse?

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Warner 1746 Runs @ 41.57
Rogers 488 Runs @ 30.50
Watson 3095 Runs @ 35.17
Clarke 7964 @ 52.39
Smith 847 Runs @ 33.88
Bailey 97 Runs @ 24.25
Haddin 2780 Runs @ 36.10

Biggest one man team ever.

 

[JW]

Warner 1746 Runs @ 41.57
Rogers 488 Runs @ 30.50
Watson 3095 Runs @ 35.17
Clarke 7964 @ 52.39
Smith 847 Runs @ 33.88
Bailey 97 Runs @ 24.25
Haddin 2780 Runs @ 36.10

Biggest one man team ever.

LOL @ Watto. SMH.

 

[Timbo]

For gods sake, PUT THE HOOK AWAY!

 

[_snafu_]

Who are these f**kwits batting today?