3rd Test: Australia v India @ Gabba Brisbane Dec 14-18, 2024

[King hit]

Who the f**k is this pommie librarian looking lesbian on 7?

 

[hineyrulz]

He was the best option at the time FFS....

NO.............. ONE...............BETTER..............THAN...................BRAD!!

 

[Loose Cannon]

Sorry guys. I've had a weekend full of xmas parties, I haven't watched a second of this test.

I finally sat down to watch two balls before Smith got out...

Priorities.

 

[mozza91]

Bumrah in the BBL would be like marinating a steak in dogshit.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Smith 100*

Never doubted the champion..

God bless your work today

 

[Mr. Shaman]

God bless your work today

I like the new TPB. Fangs on the other hand…

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Usman and Labs call QLD home. And McSweeney is as well.

We are surely in the runs here.

Look what he did to our top order

 

[Fangs]

Look what he did to our top order

Yin and yang as they say.

And one day they will become one.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Yin and yang as they say.

And one day they will become one.

The stars will align and Ell and Panther will merge too. Will be the Plumpton Eelthers.

 

[Incorrect]

NO.............. ONE...............BETTER..............THAN...................BRAD!!

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Damnit Patrick

 

[PARRA_FAN]

Damn. Well he's got another 9 to get another Day 2 hundred lol

 

[_snafu_]

400 up.

 

[_snafu_]

We need a reverse sweep slog ramp to lead us into the first BBL game.

 

[yobbo84]

Am I right in saying that the day started 30min early, went over 30min as usual... and they still didn't bowl 90 overs today?! Were there rain delays again?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Am I right in saying that the day started 30min early, went over 30min as usual... and they still didn't bowl 90 overs today?! Were there rain delays again?

It doesn't matter any more. As long as you are entertained. That's the bazball philosophy.

Smith changing his gloves 67 times, bowlers needing a drink every 3 minutes, it all adds up.

 

[yobbo84]

It doesn't matter any more. As long as you are entertained. That's the bazball philosophy.

Smith changing his gloves 67 times, bowlers needing a drink every 3 minutes, it all adds up.

They're all millionaires so fines mean nothing too

Start timing them out when batting, or take them out of the bowling attack if they're slow

 

[JJ]

Impressive from Smith, just so determined - suspect he's well past his best, but his focus and determination there was amazing

Head is playing a different game at the moment, this series looks a bit like Head v Bumrah - Head ahead on points atm

 

[TheParraboy]

Stand her down

Cant pick and choose who gets punished

Bunch of hypercrites

Isa Guha Accused Of Racism For Calling Jasprit Bumrah 'Primate' On Air - News18

Isa Guha, who is herself of Indian origin, used a racially-sensitive slur 'Primate' for Jasprit Bumrah.

www.news18.com

The incident, now viral on social media, happened in the first half an hour of the play. Bumrah bowled a fiery spell, taking out both openers Usman Khawaja and Nathan McSweeney in quick succession. This made former Aussie pacer Brett Lee rave about him.

“Bumrah, today: five overs, 2-4. So, that’s the tone, and that’s what you want from the ex-skipper," Lee said.

In response, Guha said:

“Well, he’s the MVP, isn’t he? Most valuable primate, Jasprit Bumrah," she added.

 

[mozza91]

Only 1 suitable punishment here: bare bottom spanking. I’ll do the honours.