Yesssssssssss cmon England!
Look at these convict batsman collapsing like bowling pins again.
How come an Englishman is unable to write correct English?
THIS BATSMAN or THESE BATSMEN
PS Australians have as their ancestors people from many diverse nations and cultures, the worst of which (and those that we generally shun) are English criminals. Fortunately, we have relegated them to working in sewers catching rats, which enables them to satisfy their sexual desires, and they are not fussy as to the gender of the rats with which they procreate.
The extent of English pedigree remaining here is negligble, given our lack of people who have thinning hair at the age of 23, large noses, small cox and general disdain for twinkie "sports" such as soccer, snooker and dwarf snuggling.
Mind you, huge kudos for the highly original line of "convict." You truly are one of a kind; the 50,000,000th to be so.
