4th Test: India v Australia @ Ahmedabad Mar 9-13, 2023

[hineyrulz]

I was thinking that he should put down the crack pipe.

He’s too fat to be on the ice barbie, he’s just geniused.

FFS Labs, poor shot.

 

[TheParraboy]

No way this crowd beats MCG day 1 attendance record of over 91k

 

[hineyrulz]

Second hour as as bald AF, what you’d expect as an Eels fan.

 

[TheParraboy]

Lunch 2/75

 

[Hutty1986]

Sounds like a lot less turn on this track. What's a good score here merkins?

 

[Bazal]

Sounds like a lot less turn on this track. What's a good score here merkins?

No reason we can't get 400...so for us? 250

 

[hineyrulz]

Sounds like a lot less turn on this track. What's a good score here merkins?

Anything under 350 is not good enough, ball keeping a bit low so it keeps us in the game. 400+ might be enough to win it.

 

[hineyrulz]

Now Hayden talking about oil, so oil, toys and Oral. Haydos missing his little buddy JL.

 

[yobbo84]

Hayden praising Smith and Khawaja for their low strike rate/protecting their wicket. The exact same thing he accused Handscomb of being "un-Australian" for, on a raging turner. The guy couldn't lie straight in bed.

 

[hineyrulz]

Shot!! He hates them there.

 

[hineyrulz]

50 to Oozie, keep her going son!!

 

[gUt]

Good on you uzzy

 

[gUt]

I wish Hayden would stfu or people might start to think less of Queenslanders’ thinkocity and speakgoodness.

 

[Bazal]

How is it that in a commentary box with two native Hindi speakers, Matt Hayden sounds like the man who didn't grow up speaking English

 

[gUt]

It doesn’t help that he cracks up laughing at himself seemingly at random

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Is that a slice of devon on juniors head or is it the studio lighting?

 

[Hutty1986]

Oh ffs Smith. Big, big wicket

 

[Bazal]

Well that's us boned

 

[AlwaysGreen]

 

[jargan83]

We're gonna get rolled for 230 after a great start