94: Superthread 10

[Eelementary]

I find that by following the back-slap with a swift kick to the chops you will see a decrease in back-sass of approximately 50 to 60%.

 

[DRAGONZ_RULE]

Once again, loving your work Eele.

They must breed them tough out Parra way if the chicks are still nagging at 40-50% capacity after a pimp backhand AND a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the head.

 

[Eelementary]

It's like their off switch is broken or something...

I always say, "If you're going to keep opening your damn mouth, how about you open wide and make yourself useful....By ordering me a dam dim sum?"

I bet you thought I was going to say "pizza" there. :sarcasm:

 

[Eelementary]

On second thought, perhaps that could be the reason I am on my lonesome...Perhaps kicking and slapping a potential suitor would have drawbacks...

Nah...That's insane.

 

[DRAGONZ_RULE]

lol .... yes.

You deviant, you.

On an "unrelated topic", have you seen the video clip for "Dick in a box"?

 

[DRAGONZ_RULE]

Nah man, surely not. GKD, the resident porn king, can let us all know just how much the ladies love being slapped.

In fact, isn't it all a bit like, "Slap me! SLAP MY ASS! Harder! HARDER!! SLAP ME!!!!"

That's what my, er, friends told me.

 

[Eelementary]

lol .... yes.

You deviant, you.

On an "unrelated topic", have you seen the video clip for "Dick in a box"?

I haven't, no. Is it good? Or as good as anything with the term 'dick' in it can be (when it is not first prefaced by the words 'you're a' when insulting a mate, obviously!)

Nah man, surely not. GKD, the resident porn king, can let us all know just how much the ladies love being slapped.

In fact, isn't it all a bit like, "Slap me! SLAP MY ASS! Harder! HARDER!! SLAP ME!!!!"

That's what my, er, friends told me.

:lol:

Funnily enough, all the women I've had the pleasure of dating were into rough conduct. Slap me here, spit on me there, swear at me like this...

 

[Eelementary]

I'd like to take this opportunity to curse anybody and everybody who ever said I was smart. Granted, none of them read the forum. But the point remains.

Simple, positive words they may be to most, and to the majority I would dare say being called 'smart' would be hailed as high praise. But the pressure it places on you to 'make something' out of this often farcical, sometimes elongated situation we name 'life' is immense.

Not wishing to blame everything on others, as that is not how a man does his bidding, I shan't carry on. But suffice it to say that I can see the effects of my futile efforts in people's faces - "What's Mike up to these days?" "Running a pizza shop." "...Oh, really? How nice!..."

So to summarise - people, think before you go around throwing a label such as 'smart' at someone. It may be doing more damage than you care to think, and that is multiplied two or three-fold when they realise you cannot possibly measure up to the lofty standards they set for you in their minds.

/serious rant at non-frequenters of this forum

 

[DRAGONZ_RULE]

I haven't, no. Is it good? Or as good as anything with the term 'dick' in it can be (when it is not first prefaced by the words 'you're a' when insulting a mate, obviously!)

Not as good as "Jizz in My Pants" .. but still fair game.

Funnily enough, all the women I've had the pleasure of dating were into rough conduct. Slap me here, spit on me there, swear at me like this...

Haha .. think you *really* need to try and start dating chicks from the North Shore. Or, alternatively, just slip in a casual "Soooo, you into BDSM or anything?" in conversation early on in the piece.

 

[DRAGONZ_RULE]

Oh yeah, and you're a total dumbass tbh .... :lol:

 

[Non Terminator]

Mornin all. Spent the last 15 mins convincing myself to get up. The phone ring won the battle.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Haha .. think you *really* need to try and start dating chicks from the North Shore. Or, alternatively, just slip in a casual "Soooo, you into BDSM or anything?" in conversation early on in the piece.

Lol, don't know if any of you guys have seen a movie called "The Ladies Man" but this reminds me of one of the lines in it. Leon Phelps (the ladies man) is describing his pickup techniques and how you have to ask the Lady what she would like and be sympathetic to her needs. "Would you like it up the Butt baby? No ok, lets try something else then."

 

[Twizzle]

go the blues

 

[DRAGONZ_RULE]

f**k, so I fell asleep because I couldn't sustain it, and now I'm only 570 words through.

1230 to go .. have to finish in 4 hours so I can get to uni in time.

ROFL ROFL ROFL.

 

[JessEel]

Morning Firkies.. get ready for Jess's two cents!

I don't want to engage anyone in a debate if you have an essay to write, but I just want to chuck my thoughts in on the whole "Women at home - Men to work" scenario.

Thats all well and good, and i am nowhere NEAR a feminist. I enjoy men paying for dinners and opening doors and what not.

HOWEVER - i completely understand, and to a large extent support the arguement from women that comes from the expectation that we are to stay at home.

It shouldn't be a generalisation across the board, each relationship and situation should be assessed and discussed between partners and an agreement reached.

As you said, if you are working as a big time lawyer, your future wife may very well decide to stay at home and live off your wages.
However, if your future wife was just as focussed, ambitious and career minded as you seem to be, the assumption that it should be her to stay at home and raise a family is just wrong.

As i said, no problems with either outcome. I, myself, would have no problem becoming a stay at home mum if the situation was right (IE, we could afford it), and i would also have no problems continuing working if it were so decided that my husband be the one to stay at home.

As long as it were discussed between partners and everyone is comfortable - there's no wrong answer.

A note to all boys here though.....I would be very wary of EXPECTING your future wife to stay at home, just because you go " to court and [try] to get a not guilty verdict for a bloke who [admitted] that he was actually guilty of the triple homicide"

The job, the wages, the penis - none of this should be a reason to assume what's always been done should continue.


I thank you

 

[Timmah]

NEW SOUTH WALES!

:crazy:

 

[DRAGONZ_RULE]

Fair enough, Jess.


If I end up marrying my current GF, she's going to be a primary school teacher, so the economics of the matter determine that she should stay at home whilst I work. Luckily, she's already said that once she eventually has kids, she wants to be a stay at home mother.

That makes me think more favourably TBH.


P.S. I agree that if the woman is earning more than the man, it makes sense that the man stays at home whilst the woman goes to work.

 

[Timmah]

Oh and Jess, back in the kitchen

 

[JessEel]

no it shouldn't just be about the money though!!

IE: you could be earning squillions doing a job you hate and would love to quit


Its not something you can look at black and white - this is how it is, so this is what should happen. There needs to be alot of communication between partners

 

[Dani]

I make far more money that my other half. I'm the sugar mamma!