Night Four
Dr. Krieger was hard at work in his basement laboratory, Rush blaring over the speakers and an inappropriate but not unexpected erection straining against the fabric of his pants as he worked.
The dead secret agent lay on the table in front of him, now more machine than man.
"It's alive!" Krieger cried as he threw the switch to run power through the body, "ALIVE!"
"Krieger-San," the holographic woman pleaded, "When will you frolic among my cherry blossoms once more?"
"Stay out of this, woman," he spat back, "Can't you see I'm doing science?"
Hoggmaster is alive. He is Sterling Malory Archer, Town Aligned World's Greatest Secret Agent
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Charles' eyes were still red rimmed, but he wasn't going to let Rudy's death go unavenged. If he couldn't kill Archer himself, he'd take out the thing in the world that meant the most to him: Lana Kane.
Lining the big-titted woman up in his sights wasn't difficult, as it seemed she was looking for him as well.
He was preparing to pull the trigger when Malory Archer spoke up.
"How cliched," she chided him, "Acting out against a woman in retaliation for what a man did? You must have
hated your mother".
"What?" Charles went on the defensive immediately, "I loved my mother!"
"Oh, really?" she asked archly, "And when did you call her last? You're here acting out against a woman because of your own repressed desire to sleep with your mother, aren't you?"
"What?" he shouted, "You dirty bird! Ew!"
Still, his disgust had its desired effect. His shot went wide and hit somebody else instead.
Red Bear is dead. He was Trinette Magoon, Town Aligned "When They're Dead, They're Just Hookers"
As Charles took in the fact he'd just murdered a single mother, Lana Kane put him out of his misery.
Dutchy is dead. He was
Charles & Rudy, Legion of Villains & Evildoers Aligned Hitmen
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The ISIS offices were quiet that night, but Brett continues to work away despite being chronically underappreciated.
"God dammit, Archer," he muttered to himself as he worked, "Even dead he's ruining my life".
He'd finally summoned up the courage to ask Cheryl Tunt out earlier, but now she was off in mourning for a guy who'd treated her like dirt. Figures.
Brett gave a cry of surprise as the front door caved in and a blonde man entered the room.
"Is this one of Archer's friends, Barry?"
"I think it is, Other Barry".
The cyborg advanced and seized the quaking man by the top of his head, pulling it off along with a tail of bloody spine.
"That's going to leave a mess, Barry,"
"It sure is, Other Barry. That's how you get ants".
afinalsin666 is dead. He was Brett Bunsen, Town Aligned Bullet Magnet
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