Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Only two?

Yeah, the rest of their families live elsewhere.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

I have a question for SC.

The last four cars I have owned are as follows-

Holden Commodore
Subaru Liberty
Holden Berlina
Toyota Corolla

So does this mean that my penis size has fluctuated like below-

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Or does it just mean that the car I buy is less likely to be linked to the size of my penis and more likely to be linked to the amount of time I spend in the car, number of k's I drive and the amount of money I wish to have locked up in car repayments at the time?

I need to know this as, by SC's reckoning, I have a big penis atm and I don't want to go back to a small penis any time soon.

 

[madunit]

I have a question for SC.

The last four cars I have owned are as follows-

Holden Commodore
Subaru Liberty
Holden Berlina
Toyota Corolla

So does this mean that my penis size has fluctuated like below-

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>>>>
>>
>>>>>>>

Or does it just mean that the car I buy is less likely to be linked to the size of my penis and more likely to be linked to the amount of time I spend in the car, number of k's I drive and the amount of money I wish to have locked up in car repayments at the time?

I need to know this as, by SC's reckoning, I have a big penis atm and I don't want to go back to a small penis any time soon.

Well we need to first clarify one thing for SC.

Are you Lebanese?

 

[gUt]

Interesting morning. The kids are at my mum's so me and the missus decided to do our yoga/stretching session in the buff.

Very interesting morning.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Well we need to first clarify one thing for SC.

Are you Lebanese?

Ah...

Forgot that bit. You are right. It's obviously only Lebanese guys who buy cars based on the size of their penis.

Silly me.

 

[muzby]

Interesting morning. The kids are at my mum's so me and the missus decided to do our yoga/stretching session in the buff.

Very interesting morning.

What was the reaction of the instructor at the gym?

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Interesting morning. The kids are at my mum's so me and the missus decided to do our yoga/stretching session in the buff.

Very interesting morning.

lol.

I'm guessing your Mum may have an extra child to look after in about 9 months time...

 

[gUt]

What was the reaction of the instructor at the gym?

I am typing this from jail.

 

[Drew-Sta]

That's all their cousins were able to steal from Westfield parramatta ?

Because they're avoiding stereotypes and police attention?

And you're sure he's not Asian?

What was the reaction of the instructor at the gym?

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Misanthrope]

I also have a question for SC.

As I've never owned a car, does that mean my penis is infinitely large?

 

[madunit]

I also have a question for SC.

As I've never owned a car, does that mean my penis is infinitely large?

are you Lebanese?

 

[Misanthrope]

are you Lebanese?

No I do have some gypsy in my family tree, though. They were stealing things and harassing women before the Lebanese made it cool.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I see you gypsy!

 

[madunit]

No I do have some gypsy in my family tree, though. They were stealing things and harassing women before the Lebanese made it cool.

not good enough, we're trying to be racist here

Only Lebanese with small cars have big dicks

If you're white and have a large car, you probably have inversion

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I don't have a car. I do have a zipcar membership though.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

not good enough, we're trying to be racist here

Only Lebanese with small cars have big dicks

If you're white and have a large car, you probably have inversion

OR

If you're white and have a big car then perhaps you actually have fair skin and a car of larger than normal size.

 

[Misanthrope]

I don't own a car, as I said, but I do ride a long suffering Chinese man everywhere I go.

 

[madunit]

OR

If you're white and have a big car then perhaps you actually have fair skin and a car of larger than normal size.

Now look here DKOR, I don't know how you purchase your vehicles, but its well known, by SC, that when you go to a buy a car the car dealer asks what ethnicity you are, measures your penis and then directs you to the appropriate vehicle.

I think you've been doing it wrong all these years.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Now look here DKOR, I don't know how you purchase your vehicles, but its well known, by SC, that when you go to a buy a car the car dealer asks what ethnicity you are, measures your penis and then directs you to the appropriate vehicle.

I think you've been doing it wrong all these years.

I think you are right.

Next time I need to buy a car, I'm going to send my large penised lebanese mate to buy it for me.

That way, I can't possibly go wrong.

 

[Misanthrope]

I think you are right.

Next time I need to buy a car, I'm going to send my large penised lebanese mate to buy it for me.

That way, I can't possibly go wrong.

You can send an African too. According to sc's exhaustive studies, Africans also have large penises.

She hasn't mentioned cars, though. Probably because most Africans don't own cars and instead ride around on rhinos, zebras, or in the back of jeeps full of child soldiers.