Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Different kind of Rabbit]

It just gets better and better.

I would love a jeep and the missus wants to adopt kids rather than having to push them out herself.

I'm going to make friends with an African guy right now.

 

[Misanthrope]

It just gets better and better.

I would love a jeep and the missus wants to adopt kids rather than having to push them out herself.

I'm going to make friends with an African guy right now.

Be careful. Y'know... AIDS...

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

So I can have a Jeep, a few kids and emulate Magic Johnson at the same time?

It just gets better and better.

 

[madunit]

You can send an African too. According to sc's exhaustive studies, Africans also have large penises.

She hasn't mentioned cars, though. Probably because most Africans don't own cars and instead ride around on rhinos, zebras, or in the back of jeeps full of child soldiers.

Isn't the most common car brand in Africa Mercedes?

 

[muzby]

Isn't the most common car brand in Africa Mercedes?

it is, if you count cars like this:

 

[madunit]

there ya go DKOR, get a Merc, not that yank Jeep crap

You can fit more militia in a Merc, if you got one of those old SL models that are about a mile long.

I wonder if the number of militia in your car also needs to be considered when determining penis size and whether the militia need to be lebanese or not?

 

[Twizzle]

Interesting morning. The kids are at my mum's so me and the missus decided to do our yoga/stretching session in the buff.

Very interesting morning.

too much information

 

[RHCP]

too much information

I'd say not enough.

 

[gUt]

Suffice to say her downward-facing dog probably looked better than mine.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

there ya go DKOR, get a Merc, not that yank Jeep crap

You can fit more militia in a Merc, if you got one of those old SL models that are about a mile long.

I wonder if the number of militia in your car also needs to be considered when determining penis size and whether the militia need to be lebanese or not?

Just made friends with a really nice Nigerian bloke, I'll have to ask him what he reckons? Coincidentally, he is in Australia acting on behalf of a former dictator who was overthrown by militia recently. On top of sourcing a car for me he has also offered to give me $5million US if I just let him and his boss use my bank account to move $50million out of Nigeria. I've already given him my bank account details as he seemed like he was a decent bloke and it's such a simple plan that nothing could possibly go wrong.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Suffice to say her downward-facing dog probably looked better than mine.

You had an upward facing snake at the time?

 

[madunit]

Just made friends with a really nice Nigerian bloke, I'll have to ask him what he reckons? Coincidentally, he is in Australia acting on behalf of a former dictator who was overthrown by militia recently. On top of sourcing a car for me he has also offered to give me $5million US if I just let him and his boss use my bank account to move $50million out of Nigeria. I've already given him my bank account details as he seemed like he was a decent bloke and it's such a simple plan that nothing could possibly go wrong.

sounds legit.

You lucky bugger.

How big was his penis? You did ask didn't you?

 

[sportive cupid]

Oh I love it when others do the material for me.
Saves alot of time and energy.

 

[madunit]

got any more racial stereotypes for us?

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

sounds legit.

You lucky bugger.

How big was his penis? You did ask didn't you?

Didn't ask but he was black and from a country in Africa.

By SC logic, it had to be huge.

got any more racial stereotypes for us?

I'm hoping she does some obscure Eastern European nation next. I don't know a lot about that part of the world so it will be very educational for me.

 

[Misanthrope]

Got stood up without explanation last night. That hasn't happened to me since I was 19.

Gaaaaaay.

Her loss :crazy:

 

[sportive cupid]

Maybe her visa had run out and the Chinese caught up with her in a random audit.

Or maybe she was just at the Ikea sale.

 

[Misanthrope]

Maybe her visa had run out and the Chinese caught up with her in a random audit.

Or maybe she was just at the Ikea sale.

She's not Swedish, you dunce.

 

[soc123_au]

Got stood up without explanation last night. That hasn't happened to me since I was 19.

Gaaaaaay.

Her loss :crazy:

She probably realised you have never owned a car & did the maths. If she is hanging in China she isn't a fan of massive shlong.

 

[sportive cupid]

oh my bad.
So the visa is the go.