Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Misanthrope]

We're all someone's daughter, we're all someone's son.

Shouldn't this be in the BM thread?

 

[Didgi]

Not a surprise. Peter Dinklage is apparently quite well endowed too.

:lol: merkinface.

 

[Eelementary]

You obviously don't know your own capabilities. Every Woman tries to run the life of their man. The only variable is how much of this the Man will allow for. Give it time, you'll be directing this bloke around like a little puppy dog.





Bad sign. You know what they say about the ratio of feet to wang don't you?

Little feet = little wang.


Little wang sounds like it could be the name of a rapper. lol

Well, I'm a size 13 and am nothing special down there.

It's ok - I can say that. I have s long-term gf.

Also, I'm not trying to attract anyone here.

Also, I'm a Post Whore, so...You know...Respect and stuff.

...For God's sake, WHY did I type this?

 

[butchmcdick]

Yeah mr average here although I have been told by several ladies I have a golden tongue

I should probably clean my teeth more i guess

 

[sportive cupid]

Its not the feet and hands .
Its the size of his car.

 

[butchmcdick]

Even a semi can't fill the Grand Canyon sc

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Like lobbing a cocktail Frankfurt down a hall way.

 

[sportive cupid]

Even a semi can't fill the Grand Canyon sc

It's actually reverse proportioned Butch.

Why do you think the Lebanese guys all drive small nissans.

 

[butchmcdick]

That's all their cousins were able to steal from Westfield parramatta ?

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

It's actually reverse proportioned Butch.

Why do you think the Lebanese guys all drive small nissans.

Because they're avoiding stereotypes and police attention?

 

[sportive cupid]

Nooo.I think you are all being racist.

 

[sportive cupid]

Even a semi can't fill the Grand Canyon sc

And that's why I make it a rule to never get into a car bigger than a corolla.

And remember ...the Gand canyon is a wonder of the world because of its vastness....
The semi is just a big truck.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Satire.

 

[woodyk2]

A hooker a week might be cheaper and far far far less hassle I reckon.

 

[madunit]

It's actually reverse proportioned Butch.

Why do you think the Lebanese guys all drive small nissans.

Because they can't afford proper cars?

 

[muzby]

It's actually reverse proportioned Butch.

Why do you think the Lebanese guys all drive small nissans.

Easier to hotwire?

 

[madunit]

If only sc hadn't brought a race into the debate....

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

I know two lebanese who live in Parra. One drives a Commodore and the other a hilux.

 

[woodyk2]

Only two?

 

[Twizzle]

Real men drive 4WDs