Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[urban eel]

Trade equal minutes fellatio for cuddles?

 

[Dani]

Deal!

 

[sportive cupid]

you wouldn't ?

not into chicks huh ?

I don't say that.

 

[thorson1987]

not good enough, we're trying to be racist here

Only Lebanese with small cars have big dicks

If you're white and have a large car, you probably have inversion

I missed all this.

What does driving a B Double and being white mean?

Because by the sounds of it, I'm f**ked

 

[Misanthrope]

So, stand-up chick messaged me tonight saying she hadn't been able to message me because her VPN wasn't working. Not sure if I buy it, but the ball's in her court.

Met some strangers tonight who decided I had a good vibe and tried to set me up with their friend. She's cute, likes Adventure Time, Skyrim, and D&D, and is cute. I think I'm in love.

 

[Skinner]

So, stand-up chick messaged me tonight saying she hadn't been able to message me because her VPN wasn't working. Not sure if I buy it, but the ball's in her court.

Met some strangers tonight who decided I had a good vibe and tried to set me up with their friend. She's cute, likes Adventure Time, Skyrim, and D&D, and is cute. I think I'm in love.

Do you ever lose track????

 

[Misanthrope]

No. It's a sad truth that I fall in love with any woman who shows me the slightest attention. That's not just a quote from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Not only do I develop an unhealthy amount of feeling towards a relative stranger, but I'm also great at the lead-up flirting, but terrible at the follow through.

I asked the cute Canadian if I could ask her out sometime. I shit you not.

 

[Frederick]

No. It's a sad truth that I fall in love with any woman who shows me the slightest attention. That's not just a quote from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Not only do I develop an unhealthy amount of feeling towards a relative stranger, but I'm also great at the lead-up flirting, but terrible at the follow through.

I asked the cute Canadian if I could ask her out sometime. I shit you not.

 

[Misanthrope]

Pretty much

 

[butchmcdick]

 

[sportive cupid]

Is she Ontarian ,or from BC .Because she looks more the former.

...My granddaughter is Canadian Butch..so thats a bit insulting here:-(
..but she's Albertan of BC stock so not all bad.

 

[Amadaca]

Canadians will find your heart even if you didn't know it existed & smear it's boot-riddled remains all over the Opera House. Be careful.

 

[butchmcdick]

Is she Ontarian ,or from BC .Because she looks more the former.

...My granddaughter is Canadian Butch..so thats a bit insulting here:-(
..but she's Albertan of BC stock so not all bad.

 

[sportive cupid]

Canadians will find your heart even if you didn't know it existed & smear it's boot-riddled remains all over the Opera House. Be careful.

Sooo true.She has stolen mine and she isn't even out of the womb.

 

[sportive cupid]

Yes I know her too Butch.

 

[Beeker]

Mis always has a heart-on.

If I have to hear one more 'I'm in love' monologue I'm going to post it here.

Also... yesterday's word of the day couldn't be more appropriate for our beloved Misanthrope. (And his beloved Ms. Anne Thrope).

Word of the Day for Friday, January 17, 2014

misology \mi-SOL-uh-jee, mahy-\, noun:

distrust or hatred of reason or reasoning.

 

[Dani]

I'm still waiting for Mis to teach me his ways.

 

[Misanthrope]

Is she Ontarian ,or from BC .Because she looks more the former.

...My granddaughter is Canadian Butch..so thats a bit insulting here:-(
..but she's Albertan of BC stock so not all bad.

Nova Scotian.

Mis always has a heart-on.

If I have to hear one more 'I'm in love' monologue I'm going to post it here.

Also... yesterday's word of the day couldn't be more appropriate for our beloved Misanthrope. (And his beloved Ms. Anne Thrope).

Word of the Day for Friday, January 17, 2014

misology \mi-SOL-uh-jee, mahy-\, noun:

distrust or hatred of reason or reasoning.

Oh, puh-lease! You're exactly the same and you know it :lol:

I'm still waiting for Mis to teach me his ways.

Simple. Be charming enough to get somebody interested, and then do absolutely nothing for fear of rejection.

 

[Dani]

But I don't know how to charm in the first place!

 

[muzby]

But I don't know how to charm in the first place!

step 1. smile.
step 2. notice something about their appearance and compliment it / talk about it.
step 3. listen to the answer
step 4. laugh at something they've said during that answer*
step 5. take note of what they said in step 3 and move conversation along from there.


people are quite simple creatures when it comes down to it. we dress to make ourselves feel good (even if you don't consciously do it), but at the end of the day we're all still not confident that we look good.

so if you take notice and compliment the way someone looks, you're validating their feelings of looking good.



*pick your moment to laugh. if you've commented about say a jumper, and they say it was a gift from someone who is no longer on this earth, generally not a good time to laugh.