Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Hallatia]

I think big houses are overrated, but big land isn't. Swimming pool, tennis court, cricket nets, the space to play games of sport, rose bushes, growing your own fruits, veges and herbs. And I am sure a million other things as well like a pony

 

[Jobdog]

Geez Hala you don't want much.

 

[Hallatia]

I'm not saying I require all those things, I'm just saying it would be awesome to have them and they're worthwhile and not overrated. I would be happy with a tiny house with just the right amount of room for me and my partner to be able to live and move around in. A backyard and those things I mentioned would be awesome, but they are far from essential

 

[BDR]

I want my own island so I can be naked all the time and not have people call the cops.

 

[Non Terminator]

I think you need to review the definition of the word 'useful' or 'useless'. A wedding ring has exactly zero practical uses.

It's built to last. Awesome $25, well spent.

As for my wedding, it ended up being around $6,000. So for modern day, not too bad. An experience well worth it though, but that's just me.

 

[Hallatia]

I want my own island so I can be naked all the time and not have people call the cops.

if you were more attractive you wouldn't need your own island for that

 

[BDR]

Maybe if you were more attractive you'd have a pony already.

 

[Hallatia]

who said I don't already have a pony?

 

[BDR]

do you?

 

[Hallatia]

nah, they're too expensive to look after, nowhere to put one, etc. Maybe when I get a bigger backyard

 

[Hallatia]

I just remembered, I have no desire to own a horse or any animal for that matter

 

[Dani]

I have four horses. That means I'm really attractive, right?

 

[Non Terminator]

Waiting for a hung joke...

 

[IanG]

It's built to last. Awesome $25, well spent.

As for my wedding, it ended up being around $6,000. So for modern day, not too bad. An experience well worth it though, but that's just me.

As expensive as a funeral

 

[Eelementary]

I have four horses. That means I'm really attractive, right?

It makes you four times more attractive than most. And I only like horses for their jerky...

 

[Eelementary]

Wait...Do they have horse jerky in Australia? I forget.

 

[Non Terminator]

As expensive as a funeral

:/

 

[BDR]

$6000 on a funeral? f**k that just put me on the kerb on bin day.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I'd get done for littering if someone left my corpse on the kerb on rubbish day.

Perhaps the recycling day might be more appropriate?

 

[Hallatia]

just donate your body to science and become a cadaver