Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[adamkungl]

I also like to picture Cliffy as a figure skater. She wears a white outfit, and she does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.

I like to picture Cliffhanger in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says 'I want to be formal, but I'm here to party'.

It would be awesome if they dressed up as Scorpian from Mortal Kombat and yelled "get over here" and pulled me close using a rope or chain, but that they do it in a way that didn't hurt.

I honestly think having sex with Scorpian from Mortal Kombat would be awesome, well if he was real.

OMFG LEARN TO SPELL SCORPION

 

[Cliffhanger]

Scorpion*

 

[Cliffhanger]

Thanks for thinking I'm jesus.

 

[Dragon2010]

*smacks head against brick wall*

I will never understand thus crazy girl. Ah....

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

I like to think of cliffhanger as a muscular trapeze artist... Wait... Hey Cliffy, learn the trapeze will you? You've already got the muscular bit sorted.

 

[Misanthrope]

If I had to f**k a Mortal Kombat character, it'd be Kitana.

If I had to f**k a male one like Cliffhanger said, it'd be Raiden.

 

[IanG]

 

[adamkungl]

If I had to f**k a Mortal Kombat character, it'd be Kitana.

If I had to f**k a male one like Cliffhanger said, it'd be Raiden.

Raiden has such a sexy voice. I want him to host a love song dedications AM radio show.

 

[Misanthrope]

Patently false. Everybody wants a little strange.

 

[BDR]

I'd f**k Johnny Cage and sell my story to the tabloids

 

[adamkungl]

Death by Sonya Blade snoo snoo

 

[HowHigh]

I'd definitely do Kitana

I'm sure that 4 armed Sheeva chick would make a good pornstar too

 

[abpanther]

Cliffy cracks me up

Now she wants to bang Scorpion

Sub Zero will be most jealous

 

[Cliffhanger]

In mortal kombat 9 Jade is hotter than Kitana.

I wish I had Kitana outfit.

 

[adamkungl]

Going to a costume party as Sub Zero. Who wants some.

 

[Misanthrope]

In mortal kombat 9 Jade is hotter than Kitana.

I wish I had Kitana outfit.

I wish you did too ;-)

 

[IanG]

How the hell did this thread go toward talking about a video game?

 

[Dragon2010]

How the hell did this thread go toward talking about a video game?

You can ask that question twice.

 

[BDR]

That would be redundant

 

[Apey]

How the hell did this thread go toward talking about a video game?

A relationship is a lot like playing a video game...

*insert something about buttons*