Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Cliffhanger]

As soon as I finish my last exam I'm going to go out and get laid

 

[Misanthrope]

As soon as I finish my last exam I'm going to go out and get laid

I think ill just roll over and get laid.

 

[Dani]

I'm never going to get laid.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

As soon as I finish my last exam I'm going to go out and get laid

Applications are now open. Only experienced animal handlers need apply. Must be able to tame the beast.

 

[Twizzle]

Applications are now open. Only experienced animal handlers need apply. Must be able to tame the beast.

qualifications: must have pulse

 

[Dani]

And no small hands.

 

[butchmcdick]

As soon as I finish my last exam I'm going to go out and get laid

Can you put this on a tshirt ?

 

[Cliffhanger]

qualifications: must have pulse

Come on dude, I'm not that easy, they need to have a penis too.

Weirdest dream last night, I skipped out of class to buy condoms. I've never bought condoms in my life.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Come on dude, I'm not that easy, they need to have a penis too.

I..... This surprises me.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Come on dude, I'm not that easy, they need to have a penis too.

Weirdest dream last night, I skipped out of class to buy condoms. I've never bought condoms in my life.

Is this so that you can clench your muscles at the end and snap it off as a final show of dominance?

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Is this so that you can clench your muscles at the end and snap it off as a final show of dominance?

Can you show a better one? Pretty dominated if this happens imo.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Can you show a better one? Pretty dominated if this happens imo.

I like to picture Cliffy to be like the Preying Mantis of the human world...

She has all these former partners walking around with their heads snapped off... The lower head, that is.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

I also like to picture Cliffy as a figure skater. She wears a white outfit, and she does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.

 

[Misanthrope]

Is this so that you can clench your muscles at the end and snap it off as a final show of dominance?

:lol:

 

[Cliffhanger]

It would be awesome if they dressed up as Scorpian from Mortal Kombat and yelled "get over here" and pulled me close using a rope or chain, but that they do it in a way that didn't hurt.

I honestly think having sex with Scorpian from Mortal Kombat would be awesome, well if he was real.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

It wouldn't end well. Fatality.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Sexuality!

 

[BDR]

It would be awesome if they dressed up as Scorpian from Mortal Kombat and yelled "get over here" and pulled me close using a rope or chain, but that they do it in a way that didn't hurt.

I honestly think having sex with Scorpian from Mortal Kombat would be awesome, well if he was real.

Ladies and gentlemen of the court, Exhibit A in the case of Bitches v Sanity

 

[Twizzle]

Come on dude, I'm not that easy, they need to have a penis too.

well I thought that having a penis was a given

Weirdest dream last night, I skipped out of class to buy condoms. I've never bought condoms in my life.

probably a sign that your luck is about to change

break a leg

 

[Cliffhanger]

Ladies and gentlemen of the court, Exhibit A in the case of Bitches v Sanity

Sif, you never wanted to have sex with Scorpian!

Maybe I've been playing too much Mortal Kombat 9 lately. Scorpian and Sub Zero are my favourites to use.