Ask LU - The Relationship Advice Thread III

[Twizzle]

I remember in one of the episodes of Spartacus, the scene was a whore house and one of the loverly ladies had a strap on and well.............................you know, made very good friends with other men..................................those horny romans

 

[dogslife]

If she answered "Mitchell Pearce" I'd be straight up ready to go again

That's one way of weeding out girls who know nothing about rugby league

 

[Helmet Man]

^ Helmet Man obvs doesnt understand how sex works.

Yes i do. It's when the girl puts her dick into the guy's butt.

 

[butchmcdick]

Yes i do. It's when the girl puts her dick into the guy's butt.

How long u been in prison helmet ?

 

[Helmet Man]

that's one way of weeding out girls who know nothing about rugby league

lol

 

[Helmet Man]

How long u been in prison helmet ?

Long enough to know how sex works.

 

[butchmcdick]

Long enough to know how sex works.

 

[muzby]

a man gets sentenced to jail for white collar embezzlement.

he gets locked in his cell with a burly man, covered in tattoos.

that night the burly man calls out "hey pretty boy, each night in this cell we play mummy and daddy. who do you want to be tonight?"

the man says "umm... i'll be daddy?"

burly guy replies: "okay, then get over here and suck mummy's c**k"

 

[Eelementary]

a man gets sentenced to jail for white collar embezzlement.

he gets locked in his cell with a burly man, covered in tattoos.

that night the burly man calls out "hey pretty boy, each night in this cell we play mummy and daddy. who do you want to be tonight?"

the man says "umm... i'll be daddy?"

burly guy replies: "okay, then get over here and suck mummy's c**k"

It's a bit unrealistic - how many married couples go down on each other these days anymore?

:sarcasm:

 

[phantom eel]

I have been seeing this guy for a few weeks, he's in love with me, he treats me like a princess, he really values me and sees the best in me. He's sweet and kind etc, the only problem is I'm not sure I like anything about him outside of how well he treats me and how much he values me.

Is that a legitimate reason to be with someone? I mean I could not ask anyone to treat me better than he does, he truly sees the best in me and we have a lot of fun together.

If it stops you posting as much crazy stuff on here, then it's definitely legitimate. Enjoy.

 

[Skinner]

I've given the last couple of pages a lot of thought.. it's a tough situation. Both sides make good points.

Put it in his butt Cliffy.

Hahahahahaha :shock:

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

It's always the same with Cliffy.

Guy meets girl.
Guy falls in love with girl.
Girl has no feelings for guy.
Girl screws guy anyway.
Girl snaps off guys c**k as sign of dominance.

 

[sportive cupid]

What sort of person falls in love by three weeks anyway?
That's gotta be lust ..or a stalker in the making.

 

[Frederick]

It's always the same with Cliffy.

Guy meets girl.
Guy falls in love with girl.
Girl has no feelings for guy.
Girl screws guy anyway.
Girl snaps off guys c**k as sign of dominance.

6. Girl eats guys c**k with some farva beans and a nice chianti

 

[dogslife]

What sort of person falls in love by three weeks anyway?
That's gotta be lust ..or a stalker in the making.

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

6. Girl eats guys c**k with some farva beans and a nice chianti

Pftpftpftpftpft.

 

[Cliffhanger]

We met at the gym, he asked me to workout with him, I did, afterwards he took me for a ride on his motorbike then he let me drive it, I had no idea what I was doing and nearly drove it into an open drain (literally inches away I broke the fence that blocks of the drain), I felt terrible, miraculously the bike was okay. He asked me out that night, I hated him during the date, he kept talking about himself, somehow we ended up making out at Parramatta river and then having sex in the back of his V8 truck.

Anyway I spent the night at his I made it clear I just wanted sex, we started spending a lot of time together over the next week, he was really nice for me and compassionate with me, eventually I agreed to give it a shot.

I feel safe with him, and I miss him somehow, I like how he looks me in the eye and smiles when we're having sex and when he whispers "I love you" also he's a happy person with a lot of energy, he bought me a bike so I didn't have to walk everywhere, and he paid for driving lessons for me as well, he's also a hard worker and driven and he has a huge heart. I guess there's plenty I do like about him outside of what a gentleman he is.

 

[Apey]

Hand size?

 

[adamkungl]

Sounds like youre onto a pretty good thing Cliffy..

 

[Cliffhanger]

Maybe it's because he still has so much respect for me despite us having sex on the first date.