Ask LU - The Relationship Advice Thread III

[Misanthrope]

Who'd believe a bruised naked girl covered in her own excrement?

 

[umina panther]

Don't msg her again Mis. Just wait

 

[Misanthrope]

That's the plan. Ball is in her court, and I've got interest from Kenya if this one doesn't pan out.

 

[dogslife]

Being in love sucks.I sicken myself. Post coital cuddling while listening to Bryan Adam's heaven. This love stuff is f**ked up.

Nothing gets me going like a bit of Lionel

 

[God-King Dean]

I'm really confused by Michigan's behaviour lately.

Last Monday, the last time we hung out, I had her best friend giving me the 'don't you dare hurt her' speech, her friends teasing her about us being an item, and a drunken late night invitation to come over that I missed because my phone was dead.

She had a female friend visit for a week, so she was understandably quiet during that week - just occasional texts.

Texted to ask her to hang out yesterday and haven't heard a peep out of her.

Not sure why the sudden change of heart.

Her friends have gotten in her ear.

That's a GKD guarantee.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

That's the plan. Ball is in her court, and I've got interest from Kenya if this one doesn't pan out.

Im going to start calling you Ban Ki Moon, because you're obviously the head of the UN...

 

[adamkungl]

lol Cliffy that is super gay.

 

[HowHigh]

lol @ the 360 thing
Reminds me of that bad troll...Why do they call it an Xbox 360? Because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away

 

[butchmcdick]

NFI what to make of it. Don't want to pester her for an explanation, but we had been moving along pretty well prior to the sudden drop in communication.

Don't overthink it dude just chill

 

[Misanthrope]

Her friends have gotten in her ear.

That's a GKD guarantee.

Wouldn't surprise me at all. Things were going along swimmingly until this best friend of hers visited.

 

[phantom eel]

Maybe her friend stumbled upon this thread?

 

[Misanthrope]

Maybe her friend stumbled upon this thread?

:lol: I'm not sure what crazy series of unlucky coincidences would be required for that to go down.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

And even if it did, its not like you said anything bad...

 

[Eelementary]

lol @ the 360 thing
Reminds me of that bad troll...Why do they call it an Xbox 360? Because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Um....

 

[Misanthrope]

All sorted. Crisis over.

 

[butchmcdick]

So u made like a squirrel and busted a nut in her hole ?

 

[soc123_au]

:lol: I'm not sure what crazy series of unlucky coincidences would be required for that to go down.

I dont know, Miss Philadelphia has been here & wrote a book about it. Creepy Huh?

 

[Misanthrope]

So u made like a squirrel and busted a nut in her hole ?

Alas, no. She's asked to take things slow and I am respecting said request.

 

[butchmcdick]

Why wouldn't you when Eva Braun has your DNA leaking from three of her orifices

 

[Skinner]

Why wouldn't you when Eva Braun has your DNA leaking from three of her orifices

Should that not be orifii butch