Ask LU - The Relationship Advice Thread III

[butchmcdick]

She's not. I was a complete and utter merkin.

You started treating her like a ho instead of a friend ?

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Been single two years next week.

Who wants to go on a date?

2 years, rookie...

 

[madunit]

Only!

Typo. I typed a instead of e in woman.

Apologies again.

I let you get groped by some bloke & thats okay, but i do a typo .....

Lol

 

[Alba]

Well colour me surprised.

What shade does that come in?

 

[Alba]

Typo. I typed a instead of e in woman.

Apologies again.

I let you get groped by some bloke & thats okay, but i do a typo .....

Lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: I was an innocent!

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

What shade does that come in?

Lamp

 

[madunit]

:lol: :lol: :lol: I was an innocent!

Thats what they all say ;-)

 

[woodyk2]

Geez some women pick fights over the most trivial mundane stuff.

 

[Twizzle]

and blokes don't ?

the king hit will be outlawed soon

 

[woodyk2]

Did I eat a pie or a hamburger yesterday. Get a freakin life.

 

[butchmcdick]

Did I eat a pie or a hamburger yesterday. Get a freakin life.

Hint

You might have thought the fight was about the pie or the hamburger but it was actually about something else entirely

 

[Joker's Wild]

Hint

You might have thought the fight was about the pie or the hamburger but it was actually about something else entirely

This bro. Oh so much this

The pie and the hamburger are irrelevant

 

[Alba]

Hahahahahahha so much to learn!

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

@ Kungl-

FWB does not work. It just doesn't. You may have the illusion that it is working but eventually it will go pear shaped. It always does.

@ Woody-

I agree with all of the above. Think hard about what the real source of the problem might be. If you can't work it out... Don't be too concerned as she will eventually tell you but working it out for yourself first just means that you are prepared for the onslaught that is yet to come.

Just remember, it is always your fault.

 

[butchmcdick]

@ Kungl-

FWB does not work. It just doesn't. You may have the illusion that it is working but eventually it will go pear shaped. It always does.

@ Woody-

I agree with all of the above. Think hard about what the real source of the problem might be. If you can't work it out... Don't be too concerned as she will eventually tell you but working it out for yourself first just means that you are prepared for the onslaught that is yet to come.

Just remember, it is always your fault.

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[butchmcdick]

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

It's like that old saying...

A married man is always in the shit. It's only the depth that varies.

 

[Joker's Wild]

Aint that the truth

 

[madunit]

you blokes are doing it wrong.

Or maybe I just got f**king lucky

 

[dogslife]

But what if your missus is bigger than you? I don't want to start something I can't finish