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Best Steven Segal Movie

mongoose

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To be honest I haven't seen him in a movie since Half Past Dead, which was terrible.

I would say Under Siege was his best then Nico Above the Law, The Glimmer Man and On Deadly Ground.
 

Tom Shines

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Yeah Dead-Thirty was terrible.

You can judge the quality of a Steven Seagal movie by the amount of lighting... as the career wound down, they darkened the top of his head as he was going bald, and darkened his body as he was getting fat. There are points in Half Past Dead where he's just a floating face.

Out For Justice is my favourite... "Anybody seen Ritchie? Huh?"
 
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isn't the sentence "best steven segal movie" a paradox?

i have honestly never seen a "good" steven segal movie, and i'm not even trying to hate

the only movie that was OKAY was the one where he grew up with a guy who became head of the mafia or some sh*t and he has a fight with some Mediterranean Descendant's in a deli
 
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isn't the sentence "best steven segal movie" a paradox?

i have honestly never seen a "good" steven segal movie, and i'm not even trying to hate

the only movie that was OKAY was the one where he grew up with a guy who became head of the mafia or some sh*t and he has a fight with some Mediterranean Descendant's in a deli

matter of opnion some people like him some dont

i am a huge fan and own just about all hes movies the top 5 are
1.Out for Justice
2.Hard to kill
3.Under Seige
4.Above the law
5.Marked for death
 

Godz Illa

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Executive Decision hehe

It's hard not to like Under Siege. Top notch villains, and Erika Eleniak (the original Baywatch beyatch) showing some boob.
 

Sir Biffo

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Under Seige was good.

Hard to kill was awesome, that montage where he is strengthening himself by performing acupuncture, running up hills, sitting around with scented candles and ends with him punching a piece of timber wrapped in rope in half is brilliant.

Out of his post Half Past Dead straight to DVD efforts it's difficult to find anything decent, Into the Sun I think it's called is one where his daughter gets kidnapped in Thailand and he goes over and kills a thousand asians and has a fight with a tranny is pretty good.
 

salivor

First Grade
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seagal8.jpg

I mean come on? This man has no such thing as a best movie.
 

Spike

First Grade
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They are all the same (follow the same kind of plot). You could cut and edit different parts of each movie and still make a sh*tty D grade movie like Exit Wounds
 

Raider_69

Post Whore
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Under Seige was good, glimmer man was ok as was Hard to Kill... the rest was trash
my old man loves him, even got all his straight to DVD releases

BTW, good call on Executive decision :lol:
 

chileman

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Not sure if it has been mentioned yet but I actually like Fire Down Below as his best movie with Kris Kristoffer.....how ever you spell it as the bad guy who's son is running a town hiding nuclear waste....stars the lady from CSI also Helgenberg red head.
 

Sir Biffo

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Hahah fire down below when he starts playing the guitar at that hick fair.

He has a great line in there .... something to Kris Kristoffersons son about "your daddy should have traded you for a pet monkey"

Good call whoever posted the pic of one of Seagals live performances, I have one of his albums "Songs from the Crystal Cave" where he does some rasta, blues & country! One of his songs he sounds like Shaggy!
 
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