Cliffhanger - How the f**k is this thread still going?...Oh yeah boobs!

[Misanthrope]

Share pictures. Preferably of bewbs.

 

[HowHigh]

How is Yab Yum going?

 

[Cliffhanger]

Where your love of yams comes from

I just wanted to make an awful analogy and figured a cucumber was to small, it was a totally random thing. I do not particularly like yams or anything.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Dude, I have to be a narc and delete that. Sorry

 

[Misanthrope]

Dude, I have to be a narc and delete that. Sorry

Whaat? That's barely offensive at all! In this same thread you've discussed in detail far more graphic things than your choice in solo love aides.

 

[Alba]

This thread has gone to shit FFS. More stories plz.

 

[Dragon2010]

I agree, more stories.

First crush?
First date?
First real fight with parents?
Getting into fitness & health?

Plenty of stories to share!

 

[Cliffhanger]

First Crush
Honestly don't remember
First Date
Don't remember, but I'll tell you the story of my worst date ever!

So there was this surfer boy, when we first got to know each other we were both in relationships. He wasn't that attractive until he took of his clothes, f**k he had the most aesthetically pleasing chiko roll ever, the shape, the size, the complexion. Honestly, the most attractive one I have ever seen.

Anyway at first I didn't know he was in a relationship, and he kept trying to convince me to cheat, because forbidden fruit is more fun or some crap like that, the closest I came was texting him to come f**k me when he was at a concert and he was like any other time and got upset that the one time I wanted to f**k he was occupied.

Anyway like a year later, he broke up with his girlfriend so we were supposed to go surfing, I had injured my foot the day before and couldn't surf that day and it wasn't a good day for surf, so he was just going to grovel on a mal and because he hates roof racks he though it was appropriate to make me sit in the back. when we drove to the beach.

It just got worse from there. When he dropped me off he was like "see you around" (that really hurt, I cried for three days, I really, really liked him lol).

Anyway f**k him, I only ever liked him because he struck me as someone idealistic, he dreamt of moving to Africa to to surf and work in conservation, he's still just a bartender with an Environmental Science degree who seems to get fatter every year.

 

[Cliffhanger]

first real fight with parents

My parents are strict Muslims, and well up until I was about 18-19 I was a pretty good little Muslim too. I remember the day I lost it, my dad was talking to my cousins husband about the prophet and I just was like this is a f**king fairy tale.

Anyway, I once admitted doubts to my mum, she responded rather annoyed so from that point on I just didn't talk to them about it.

Anyway, in 2009, I went to a ghostface killa concert, and didn't come home until 3am in the morning because I went to the after party. The next Monday I went to another Ghostface show and couldn't find my phone before leaving. Anyway, I got home around 12 my mum had went through my phone and learned I was at a party until 5am. I got home around midnight and she went batshit insane, she started breaking my credit card and access card in the not it would stop me from going anywhere but work. I told her I was moving out as soon as I could afford it. Dad believed me so in the calmest way he could told me if I left he'd never talk to me again and either would anyone else in my family. He said I could only move out when I got married.

I'd been to concerts before, but when I was working as a journo, so I always just said I was held back at work.

 

[Drew-Sta]

That's horrible Cliffy. I'm sorry to hear that

 

[9701]

Why do you ask Fred?

I'm going to give you younger people a bit of advice that might stand you in good stead .

there are lots of guys in the ...shall I say older group ( you know ..over 40) who wonder why they can't get women. They talk about how when they were young women praised them for their sexual prowess.They always knew they had a tiny dick, but it never seemed to worry the women.Their partners told them ' size doesn't matter" and "you've got a great tongue"

Yet now the pool of women willing to let them in has dried up.


then there are the 'older" guys who are getting lots .These are the ones who will tell you the secret . they found themselves a lady who was willing to tell them like it is.They learned to accept and embrace their smallness just like their ladies did.

It's a cruel to be kind story and you young guys should listen.

As it says in the crypt of the Santa Maria della Concezione dei Cappuccini in Rome :
A plaque in one of the chapels reads, in three languages, "What you are now, we once were; what we are now, you shall be." This is a memento mori.

You are full of shit, I am 45 and been single for 7 years. It isn't related to my penis size it's because I am an ugly old f**ker.

 

[Misanthrope]

Anyway, in 2009, I went to a ghostface killa concert, and didn't come home until 3am in the morning because I went to the after party. The next Monday I went to another Ghostface show and couldn't find my phone before leaving. Anyway, I got home around 12 my mum had went through my phone and learned I was at a party until 5am. I got home around midnight and she went batshit insane, she started breaking my credit card and access card in the not it would stop me from going anywhere but work. I told her I was moving out as soon as I could afford it. Dad believed me so in the calmest way he could told me if I left he'd never talk to me again and either would anyone else in my family. He said I could only move out when I got married.

From the sounds of it, he was only giving you further incentive to leave with that attitude

 

[BDR]

first real fight with parents

My parents are strict Muslims, and well up until I was about 18-19 I was a pretty good little Muslim too. I remember the day I lost it, my dad was talking to my cousins husband about the prophet and I just was like this is a f**king fairy tale.

Anyway, I once admitted doubts to my mum, she responded rather annoyed so from that point on I just didn't talk to them about it.

Anyway, in 2009, I went to a ghostface killa concert, and didn't come home until 3am in the morning because I went to the after party. The next Monday I went to another Ghostface show and couldn't find my phone before leaving. Anyway, I got home around 12 my mum had went through my phone and learned I was at a party until 5am. I got home around midnight and she went batshit insane, she started breaking my credit card and access card in the not it would stop me from going anywhere but work. I told her I was moving out as soon as I could afford it. Dad believed me so in the calmest way he could told me if I left he'd never talk to me again and either would anyone else in my family. He said I could only move out when I got married.

I'd been to concerts before, but when I was working as a journo, so I always just said I was held back at work.

Do you still live at home? My mum cried when I told her I was atheist :lol: but she is fine now, just a little passive-aggressive on the topic of religion.

 

[Cliffhanger]

My dad barely says anything to me these days. He sends messages through my mum. I know he does it because he cares, to him me not believing in God is like me actively hurting myself, but it sucks for the costs to be that high. I will leave when I feel more secure financially. He essays he'll never forgive me if I do, but honestly that environment is just unhealthy. I wouldn't be made to feel guilty over my values or told that all my problems will be solved if I started playing again.

On the weekend my mum even told me she thinks I put on an act to convince my doctors I suffered from psychosis, that made me so angry but I just let it go. I think she just didn't understand the disorder and thinks I'm too capable to be that mentally volatile-

 

[whall15]

I'm always surprised that there are so many religious people in Australia from reading here mostly, I must live in a bubble oblivious to it all.

 

[Dani]

You are full of shit, I am 45 and been single for 7 years. It isn't related to my penis size it's because I am an ugly old f**ker.

I've been single for nearly 2 years and it has EVERYTHING to do with my penis size.

 

[urban eel]

It's a decent chiko roll from what I hear

 

[Apey]

My mum cried when I told her I was atheist :lol:

:lol: This shit cracks me up. I kinda wish my Mum was religious just so I could experience something like this first hand. Be all like

 

[9701]

I've been single for nearly 2 years and it has EVERYTHING to do with my penis size.

We should fondle each others penii

 

[whall15]

:lol: This shit cracks me up. I kinda wish my Mum was religious just so I could experience something like this first hand. Be all like

x2. No one in my family is religious with the exception of an aunty and uncle that I'm not close with, he's a fundamentalist Christian priest. Not sure which kind, one of the crazy ones though he believes in witches and that.

Nice enough when I met him though, him and his family were so similar to the Flanders though, right down to saying things like diddly.