Parramatta Board:
"Cheika! Never heard of the f**ker. What's he done? Wait, what's a "Wallaby"? Oh, I see...but what's he done in rugby league? Oh, Lebanon, you say? And a close relationship with our star halfback? Nah...he's too smart. Can't have that. Next!"
"Hannay, eh? Well, I mean, he's been part of a successful Queensland Maroons setup for some time now...no, we don't want to have someone who has been exposed to success. Next!"
"Hmm...Jason "grubber" Ryles, eh? And he's been an assistant to Bellamy at the Storm? Wow! How can we refuse? We are bound to win it all because of that link! What could go wrong? No, let's give him 4 years - he's worked with Bellamy, FFS!"
Just...burn this f**king club to the ground, please.