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Craig Field

Fire

First Grade
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I think Wayne Bennett was right. You're going backwards. I'll raise him 5c.

As me old mate Billy Joel said "the good old days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems."

Anyways, tell me more about the SS and tasers, please.
 

CrazyTiger

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As me old mate Billy Joel said "the good old days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems."

Anyways, tell me more about the SS and tasers, please.
By all means.

With my electrical engineering hat on, I would advise you
not to have 5000 volts put across heart. That means right arm to left
foot, of left arm to right foot. Left arm to right arm.

To be electrocuted 50 to 200mA applied in this manner, is the best way to
go, but is considered by Energy Australia that 600-700mA should not be applied
in this manner.

The idea of pushing up around 5000 volts is to push the current up over the
1A range. Once you start to run real current through your body they cook
your organs instead. A taser is designed to produce a burn current for
a very short period, and for medical reasons I don't understand causes you
apparently convulse.

If you plugged yourself into the power point with your right hand (which would
almost certainly raise your IQ) and stick your left foot in a pool of water that
is nicely earthed you will solve many of your problems. Use a paper clip
in the active with the right hand.

If you move from ~250V to 5000 volts we are talking about a factor of 20,
and theoretically burn currents. Of course, when a taser is applied, the
current will pass through the body via the path of least resistance. This
means (if you break it down on an incremental level) that you will have many
different currents flowing depending upon the impedence of the different
parts of your body and it will depend upon where the darts land.

If you care to view a taser test (for which I have posted examples), you
will notice a number of things. The idiot firing tries not to cross your
heart, the subject is a healthy human being, they are over a padded surface,
and they are wearing protective head gear. They are wearing protective head
gear so that when they land over ashphelt, they don't get killed like the bloke
craig field managed to knock off.
 
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Fire

First Grade
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By all means.

With my electrical engineering hat on, I would advise you
not to have 5000 volts put across heart. That means right arm to left
foot, of left arm to right foot. Left arm to right arm.

To be electrocuted 50 to 200mA applied in this manner, is the best way to
go, but is considered by Energy Australia that 600-700mA should not be applied
in this manner.

The idea of pushing up around 5000 volts is to push the current up over the
1A range. Once you start to run real current through your body they cook
your organs instead. A taser is designed to produce a burn current for
a very short period, and for medical reasons I don't understand causes you
apparently convulse.

If you plugged yourself into the power point with your right hand (which would
almost certainly raise your IQ) and stick your left foot in a pool of water that
is nicely earthed you will solve many of your problems. Use a paper clip
in the active with the right hand.

If you move from ~250V to 5000 volts we are talking about a factor of 20,
and theoretically burn currents. Of course, when a taser is applied, the
current will pass through the body via the path of least resistance. This
means (if you break it down on an incremental level) that you will have many
different currents flowing depending upon the impedence of the different
parts of your body and it will depend upon where the darts land.

If you care to view a taser test (for which I have posted examples), you
will notice a number of things. The idiot firing tries not to cross your
heart, the subject is a healthy human being, they are over a padded surface,
and they are wearing protective head gear. They are wearing protective head
gear so that when they land over ashphelt, they don't get killed like the bloke
craig field managed to knock off.

What's your point? Sounds like a good piece of technology that would stop a drunk angry midget from murdering someone.
 

CrazyTiger

Juniors
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What's your point?

Tasers can electrocute people. I would be very happy to conduct a genuine taser test
on a police officer (preferably one with a heart problem).

Additionally, applying a taser to a bloke over concrete is the equivalent to punching
a blokes lights out in the exactly the same way as Craig Field.
 

Fire

First Grade
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If you plugged yourself into the power point with your right hand (which would
almost certainly raise your IQ) and stick your left foot in a pool of water that
is nicely earthed you will solve many of your problems. Use a paper clip
in the active with the right hand.

That's some pretty discriminationionist advice. Why would you tell me to do that?
 

Fire

First Grade
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Tasers can electrocute people. I would be very happy to conduct a genuine taser test
on a police officer (preferably one with a heart problem).

Additionally, applying a taser to a bloke over concrete is the equivalent to punching
a blokes lights out in the exactly the same way as Craig Field.

Yeah but Craig Field sounds like a baddie. It's OK if the goodies (i.e., the NSW police) kill the baddies. But you think the goodies are the baddies. So that makes you one of the baddies too. So maybe one day the baddies might kill you.
 

veggiepatch1959

First Grade
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Good stuff mate. Stick at it.

Thanks heaps for your support! I'm always learning and a third degree wouldn't that bad for my obituary.

In QLD, there is f**k all support for such people and as a person who has gone through the crap, I feel it's time to help those that really need it.

Anyway, Field and Co. have been zapped by the media initially. So why is it now out of the news?? Ummmmm.........
 

Fire

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That is because you are an uneducated hick.

Maybe. Maybe not.

Anyways, tell me more about the SS and/or Nazis.

Serious question time. Do you think they would've approved the carbon tax? They had pretty big gas bills.
 

Loudstrat

Coach
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I agree anarchy results in a loss of freedom. My definition of freedom
is pretty much the kind of freedom we enjoyed 25 years ago.
What freedom is that? Freedom to watch Manly win a comp? Freedom to hear John Sykes tear it up in Whitesnake? Freedom to fill my Bluebird with leaded petrol at $0.59 a litre? Freedom to communicate without the internet? Go for it champ!
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You do make me laugh Loudy, but I have to disagree. If you are really that worried about
the miserable 500 lives (and that is being very generous) that are saved by plouging
countless millions into saving a handful of people, we could donate that money to
third world countries and save tens of thousands of lives.
You could also donate your wage. You could donate money used for gambling, prostitutes, pay TV, propping up Melbourne, dog food or f*cking sandpaper too.

What you are really saying is, the life of an Australian is more equal than that of a foreigner,
and I'm not really callous at all.
More equal? Is that like being more of a virgin?

You are either callous or just extremely f*cking thick. Paying a speeding fine doesnt make anyone racist. In fact, I have nothing against putting speed cameras in the third world poverty stricken places like Ethiopia, Calcutta or Robina.

I did, however, recently drive by the house in Urunga where a B double ran of the road - avoiding a drunk driver - and into a house, killing a young kid in January. It's a terrible scene with the house half destroyed - not to mention many lives. But you reckon the price is too high to prevent these tragedies. I can assure you that no price is too high. But if it is, the first money we should recoup is the dole money we waste feeding paranoid criminals like you. Maybe Naomi Wolf or whoever the nutter you quote is right. We could save money by not having laws, and police to enforce them. It would be easier and cheaper in the long run if you just necked yourself though. At least it would free up coppers in Crows Nest from chasing drugged out Ninja Turtles in a martial arts battle with shadows, cats and telegraph poles - all of whom are kicking your sad Hitler Youth tattooed arse.
 

Pistol_Pete

Juniors
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Jesus Christ there are some gullible spastics. It happened like that cos the police said. Just like how the police said Lindy killed Azaria. The police like fabricating evidence to obtain convictions and the DPP in each state are only too willing to aide and abet. Ask Gordon Wood about how the DPP shopped their version of events til they found a mad scientist willing to go along with it that a trial judge issued. 3 years in, before 3 judges saw through it.

Field may well be guilty. He may not. The issue is everyone hanging the bloke based on what has been released by the police. The same police who release nothing when one of their own f**ks up
 

Fire

First Grade
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Jesus Christ there are some gullible spastics. It happened like that cos the police said. Just like how the police said Lindy killed Azaria. The police like fabricating evidence to obtain convictions and the DPP in each state are only too willing to aide and abet. Ask Gordon Wood about how the DPP shopped their version of events til they found a mad scientist willing to go along with it that a trial judge issued. 3 years in, before 3 judges saw through it.

Field may well be guilty. He may not. The issue is everyone hanging the bloke based on what has been released by the police. The same police who release nothing when one of their own f**ks up

Agreed, f**k the police!
 

Loudstrat

Coach
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Jesus Christ there are some gullible spastics. It happened like that cos the police said. Just like how the police said Lindy killed Azaria. The police like fabricating evidence to obtain convictions and the DPP in each state are only too willing to aide and abet. Ask Gordon Wood about how the DPP shopped their version of events til they found a mad scientist willing to go along with it that a trial judge issued. 3 years in, before 3 judges saw through it.

Field may well be guilty. He may not. The issue is everyone hanging the bloke based on what has been released by the police. The same police who release nothing when one of their own f**ks up
So everything that was found out came from the police? So if the police did not issue a statement to the media no one would know of the murder?

Like there was no witnesses for example?

BTW, the Chamberlain inquiry was only solved by forensic technology that wasnt available to police in 1980 you dingbat. What did you f*cking expect? Horatio from CSI to lob into Uluru in a f*cking time machine and declare Ernie Dingo guilty?

And tell us, oh enlightened one - in the Field case - what evidence did the Cops fabricate? Will they produce his arm at the trial? "Your worship - exhibit B - Craig Field's arm, the murder weapon. We found it in a dumpster behind the pub............

F*ck knows how many pickled onions you have rattling around in that cavity where your brain used to be.

Now, onto the North Shore Bruce Lee................

I get pseudo tazered all the time by an electric fence. I know the zap, produces a massive THUMP by my heart that would pump blood for a week, the wierd sensation of a large truck moving through my nerves, and a sudden uncrontrollable urge to say F*****************CK - and an urge to kick the living sh*t out of the stupid fence. That reaction sounds like you in Crows Nest actually - maybe you were tazered by the shadows?

Anyway, do a google search for things called "bullets". Police have them too.
 
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Loudstrat

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Oh, and Crazy, next time you are fighting Kubla Kahn on your way to Woolies and an unmarked Mini pulls up with 6 coppers inside, and they pile out and beat the crap out of you - the bloke with the extra long truncheon - say Hi to Bunniesman wont you!
 

Fire

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Shit be hot on da streetz of Crows Nest. Poe poe be rollin up on yo arse tryin to shake a brutha down fa no reason. But I keepz it cool homez, I is be carvin up tha streetz once I is edumacate maself on the YouTubez.
 

Fire

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p.s. Can the Mods change the word filter so that any time someone types the word "police" it comes up saying "the fuzz" please?
 

CrazyTiger

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What freedom is that? Freedom to watch Manly win a comp? Freedom to hear John Sykes tear it up in Whitesnake? Freedom to fill my Bluebird with leaded petrol at $0.59 a litre? Freedom to communicate without the internet? Go for it champ!
Hi Loudy. What you call the internet was around in a slightly different guise 25 years ago,
it was called the ARPAnet. I've been emailing since the late 80s :). I like to keep ahead.

In all seriousness, it is about being left alone on a day to day basis by the police. Back
in those days, the armed hold up squad held up banks, the homicide squad killed people
etc. Don't get me wrong, I love Roger, he cracks me up in so many ways. It is about
the loss of personal freedoms eg: going to woolworths without being accosted by the
cops, going to the pub without being sniffed by a sniffer dog, little things that don't matter
to you I suppose.

You could also donate your wage. You could donate money used for gambling, prostitutes, pay TV, propping up Melbourne, dog food or f*cking sandpaper too.
I could, and I don't. I am simply making the point that people who want to spend vast
amounts of money to save the few, whilst the worlds poor die are hypocrites. Like you said,
I'm a callous bastard.

More equal? Is that like being more of a virgin?
It was a George Orwell joke, over your head, my apologies.

You are either callous or just extremely f*cking thick. Paying a speeding fine doesnt make anyone racist. In fact, I have nothing against putting speed cameras in the third world poverty stricken places like Ethiopia, Calcutta or Robina.
No doubt. That would help.

I did, however, recently drive by the house in Urunga where a B double ran of the road - avoiding a drunk driver - and into a house, killing a young kid in January. It's a terrible scene with the house half destroyed - not to mention many lives. But you reckon the price is too high to prevent these tragedies. I can assure you that no price is too high. But if it is, the first money we should recoup is the dole money we waste feeding paranoid criminals like you. Maybe Naomi Wolf or whoever the nutter you quote is right. We could save money by not having laws, and police to enforce them. It would be easier and cheaper in the long run if you just necked yourself though. At least it would free up coppers in Crows Nest from chasing drugged out Ninja Turtles in a martial arts battle with shadows, cats and telegraph poles - all of whom are kicking your sad Hitler Youth tattooed arse.
Think harder Loudy.
 

Pugzley

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Shit be hot on da streetz of Crows Nest. Poe poe be rollin up on yo arse tryin to shake a brutha down fa no reason. But I keepz it cool homez, I is be carvin up tha streetz once I is edumacate maself on the YouTubez.

:lol:
 

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