Crappy Grand Final entertainment

[PARRA_FAN]

I find Billy Idols entrance more entertaining than the Afl one at the moment

 

[Perth Red]

Afl pre game entertainment is putrid, be hard to do worse

they’re copping it for it being boring lol. Was at the gf with Macklemore and thought it was pretty good show even though I didn’t know any of his music.

 

[Homo man69]

a rabbits fan

This is going to be bad

 

[_Johnsy]

Ten people in some zorb balls running at each other. Cheap and entertaining.

Or Darius doing laps of the ground showing off the spoon while being carried by a crying Alex Glenn and Brodie Croft

Only if they do the first half of the lap joking and laughing.

 

[_Johnsy]

You've got a way with words young fella. But what if it was Meat Loaf in the next stall?

Is Mr Meatloaf's first name Corned Beef?

I'll see myself out.............................

 

[siv]

The AFL used to do a grand final sprint with all the losers from the loser teams. Maybe we can adapt it, make it funky and cool for the kids.

I reckon a each team picks their two dumbest players and we do a three-legged race, or an egg and spoon relay. Imagine the entertainment that would ensue watching the likes of Josh Mcguire or Jack Wighton figuring out which one is the egg and which one is the spoon! It writes itself people!

It used to be the 4 fastest junior players from 4 fastest clubs do a 400m sprint on GF Day

 

[siv]

Still like to see all 16 club cheer squads do a routine on GF day

Grand Final for me should be an all day event 4 games

National U20s GF or NSW v Qld U20 premiers

NRLW or NSW v Qld Womens premiers

National RG GF or NSW v Qld RG premiers

NRL Grand Final

 

[Diesel]

4 games would be good but I’d imagine the field would be cut up by the time the NRL GF starts if it was a wet day.

The normal 3 games we’ve had for the past 2-3 years seems about the right fit

 

[Exsilium]

Should have just brought the Hoodoo Gurus back.

“That’s my Team” was right up there for footy fire up songs.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Still like to see all 16 club cheer squads do a routine on GF day

Grand Final for me should be an all day event 4 games

National U20s GF or NSW v Qld U20 premiers

NRLW or NSW v Qld Womens premiers

National RG GF or NSW v Qld RG premiers

NRL Grand Final

You have heard of COVID19 right?

We're lucky to be getting anything at all let alone 4 games.

 

[Kamara]

I find Billy Idols entrance more entertaining than the Afl one at the moment

Agree. pPregame AFL entertainment was boring. Then Wolfmother rescued it.

 

[dogslife]

You have heard of COVID19 right?

We're lucky to be getting anything at all let alone 4 games.

Never heard of the f**ker

 

[PARRA_FAN]

Agree. pPregame AFL entertainment was boring. Then Wolfmother rescued it.

They shouldve done more songs to replace the others. DMAs Ive heard plenty of times but theyre way better than that.

 

[Get Rid of The Donkeys]

I hope they roll out a highlights package of the Donkeys' season, with cheerleaders dressed up like wooden spoons dancing around the field.

 

[Captain Apollo]

If we want nostalgia, how about Joe Dolce belting out Ah Shuttupa Ya Face?

 

[stryker]

When did this song become so popular, it's f**kin shit!

It was dogshit in 1990 and thankfully disappeared soon after but for some reason the young crowd latched onto it 4 or 5 years back and resurrected its popularity. Unforgivable really.

 

[siv]

4 games would be good but I’d imagine the field would be cut up by the time the NRL GF starts if it was a wet day.

The normal 3 games we’ve had for the past 2-3 years seems about the right fit

Last game of the year usually on a hot sunny afternoon

But plenty if time for the venue to recover

And at worst you could play the NRLW game across the road at the NSWRL CEO field. Just needs to add 500 viewing seats

 

[Bring back John Fifita]

This is going to be bad

Amy Shark doesn’t fill me with confidence to be the right person for the gig..

Worst I’ve seen by the length of the straight was Pete Murray at the 2005 GF. It was the biggest buzzkill of anyone I’ve ever seen but not his fault, whoever booked him should have been shot on sight.

Ok to listen to on a lazy sunny Saturday afternoon having a beer or two in your garden maybe... but to fire up the 80,000 people before the biggest game of the year. ?!?!?! Hardly.

 

[Bring back John Fifita]

As a side note - surely somebody should have picked up on the fact that both the panthers and the Storm have AC/DC songs for when they run on the ground.

Surely there’s something the NRL “entertainment committee” could have worked with, even at short notice...

 

[Uncle Kraka]

Yeh this is shit