Eels Next Coach

[The Silverdale Phantom]

A poem

Another day passes by
Still no coach in sight
And no one’s signed,
no Gump or Choke
No Deano in the night

Pre season blame is all the rage
Poor BA on a noose
To justify fat officials egos
The pricks they set him loose.

The eels are a heartbreak club
but not for Tigers though
They’re rubby rub rub, a pull and tug
While tabling down below

Three coaches for Sterlo, Price and Bert
And nine for Bobby Jay
One coach to rule them all of course
Hopefully soon one day.

 

[ImTheMan]

A poem

Another day passes by
Still no coach in sight
And no one’s signed,
no Gump or Choke
No Deano in the night

Pre season blame is all the rage
Poor BA on a noose
To justify fat officials egos
The pricks they set him loose.

The eels are a heartbreak club
but not for Tigers though
They’re rubby rub rub, a pull and tug
While tabling down below

Three coaches for Sterlo, Price and Bert
And nine for Bobby Jay
One coach to rule them all of course
Hopefully soon one day.

Omg, too beautiful. Genuinely brought a tear to my eye 10/10

*Sips whiskey*
Cheers!

 

[Avenger]

On the Daily Telegraph NRL Podcast, Read revealed that Ryles isn’t really an assistant coach at the Storm.

Brentnall and Aaron Bellamy are the assistant coaches.

I checked on their website and Ryles is listed as a coaching Coordinator.

Staff Listing

Staff Listing

www.melbournestorm.com.au

No wonder there is a delay, Hannay is the man and has to finish origin.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

On the Daily Telegraph NRL Podcast, Read revealed that Ryles isn’t really an assistant coach at the Storm.

Brentnall and Aaron Bellamy are the assistant coaches.

I checked on their website and Ryles is listed as a coaching Coordinator.

Staff Listing

Staff Listing

www.melbournestorm.com.au

No wonder there is a delay, Hannay is the man and has to finish origin.

“Coaching Coordinator”

Ffs It can’t be too hard to pick Bellamy to coach fg for each round.

Rort of rorts.

Why would he want to actually work for a living?

What’s to f**king coordinate at the storm?

 

[King-Gutho94]

“Coaching Coordinator”

Ffs It can’t be too hard to pick Bellamy to coach fg for each round.

Rort of rorts.

Why would he want to actually work for a living?

What’s to f**king coordinate at the storm?

What time the wrestling coach has to turn up to training

 

[Stagger eel]

“Coaching Coordinator”

Ffs It can’t be too hard to pick Bellamy to coach fg for each round.

Rort of rorts.

Why would he want to actually work for a living?

What’s to f**king coordinate at the storm?

well I dare say he overseas the assistant coaches, junior coaches and development officers….we‘ve apparently got one of those I think they call him the head of football and he’s a useless prick.

 

[Gazzamatta]

well I dare say he overseas the assistant coaches, junior coaches and development officers….we‘ve apparently got one of those I think they call him the head of football and he’s a useless prick.

Seen it b4 Staggs. Get MON to do all the ground work then bring in Ryles to replace him. Wouldnt that be sweet.

 

[Tmars]

On the Daily Telegraph NRL Podcast, Read revealed that Ryles isn’t really an assistant coach at the Storm.

Brentnall and Aaron Bellamy are the assistant coaches.

I checked on their website and Ryles is listed as a coaching Coordinator.

Staff Listing

Staff Listing

www.melbournestorm.com.au

No wonder there is a delay, Hannay is the man and has to finish origin.

Bellemy said Ryles is doing this at the storm.

"We don’t want him to go but it’s not very often that you get those sort of opportunities so if he wanted to go I wouldn’t imagine we would stand in his way,” Bellamy said on Wednesday.

“He’s doing a really good job for us.

“He’s doing some defence with our ruck but he’s also taken on the role as leadership coach and a bit in recruitment. We’re mixing things up for him.”

 

[Chipmunk]

Bellemy said Ryles is doing this at the storm.

"We don’t want him to go but it’s not very often that you get those sort of opportunities so if he wanted to go I wouldn’t imagine we would stand in his way,” Bellamy said on Wednesday.

“He’s doing a really good job for us.

“He’s doing some defence with our ruck but he’s also taken on the role as leadership coach and a bit in recruitment. We’re mixing things up for him.”

Sounds like they've found a fill in job for their next Head Coach, until their current Head Coach decides to give it away.

You'd have to ask why they bothered bringing him back to the club otherwise, and then subsequently ask why they would now be letting him get this far down the track with Parra.

I wonder if they'll just trump Parra with a better offer if he's the preferred candidate? It appears what happened with the Saints job.

 

[Stevie]

It’s decided. They just dotting the i’s with letting Hannay interview again.
Ryles head coach and Young to be assistant coach

Source???

 

[Noise]

Sounds like they've found a fill in job for their next Head Coach, until their current Head Coach decides to give it away.

You'd have to ask why they bothered bringing him back to the club otherwise, and then subsequently ask why they would now be letting him get this far down the track with Parra.

I wonder if they'll just trump Parra with a better offer if he's the preferred candidate? It appears what happened with the Saints job.

I reckon they have now decided he's not the next coach for them. It’s Kearney all over again.

 

[Avenger]

I reckon they have now decided he's not the next coach for them.

Agree. MON would also feel threatened and could go back to Woolworths.

 

[Noise]

Agree. MON would also feel threatened and could go back to Woolworths.

MON won’t leave voluntarily. He’s never getting a job like this again. Kissed on the dick after previous roles as personal trainer at fitness first, fired for sexual misconduct at the Tigers and some shitty job at Woolies . Only Parra would give this muppet a job as Head of Football.

 

[blue bags]

Eddie Jones has made contact with the club

 

[King-Gutho94]

Eddie Jones has made contact with the club

Was that during halftime when the poms were flogging Japan to give a reference for Jason Ryles on a Teams meeting.

 

[blue bags]

Was that during halftime when the poms were flogging Japan to give a reference for Jason Ryles on a Teams meeting.

Ryles has worked with Eddie Jones before
He can assist coach at EELS

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

What time the wrestling coach has to turn up to training

Exactly, just before the hip drop artist does his thing.

 

[blue bags]

Exactly, just before the hip drop artist does his thing.

Chicken wings wrestling coach from Brazil

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Chicken wings wrestling coach from Brazil

They are “ mixing things up for him”

Everyone knows the Bellamy succession plan is Bellamy.

And when he finally retires, they are just going to show the players re-runs of his last 25 years of coaching speeches.

There’s at least another dozen or so premierships in his back catalog.

 

[hindy111]

[/QUOTE]

A poem

Another day passes by
Still no coach in sight
And no one’s signed,
no Gump or Choke
No Deano in the night

Pre season blame is all the rage
Poor BA on a noose
To justify fat officials egos
The pricks they set him loose.

The eels are a heartbreak club
but not for Tigers though
They’re rubby rub rub, a pull and tug
While tabling down below

Three coaches for Sterlo, Price and Bert
And nine for Bobby Jay
One coach to rule them all of course
Hopefully soon one day.

You really have untapped potential. With the right guidance you could publish a book.