Funniest Simpsons lines ever

[Frederick]

Lisa: "Dad, I don't think women are going to like being shot in the face."

Homer: "Women will like what I tell them to like"

 

[Rhino_NQ]

if anyone can find a clip of when homer goes to spring break and is singing to bawitaba by kid rock. Classic

 

[Twizzle]

is Homer on FB ?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I don't know but he is on twitter and he's funny.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

"Alright kids, let's go home"

"we are home"

"that was fast"

 

[Horrie Is God]

Homer: [reading a sign saying 'Gym'] A gime?
[mispronouncing gym]

Homer: what's a gime?

Homer: [upon entering gym] Ooooh! A *Gime*..

 

[Rhino_NQ]

i love you pappa homer

i love you too pepsi

 

[simmo1]

If you wanna beat up MY friend in MY bar, its a two drink minimum.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

one man...no ducks

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Marge, get me your address book, four beers and my conversation hat.

 

[Hallatia]

I love you!
Are you talking to me or the beer?
And you, the bringer of beer

 

[dogslife]

Wait a minute, there's something bothering me about this place... I know, this lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your death trap ladies!

 

[Jason Maher]

Cape Feare is one of, if not the greatest Simpsons episode.

Homer: "Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?"

Bart: "Yeah!"

Lisa: "Yeah!"

Bob (strapped to bottom of car): "No!"

Homer: "Whoop, 2 against 1!"

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Marge, can you go and set the oven to cold?

 

[Apey]

Marge, get me your address book, four beers and my conversation hat.

 

[Raider_69]

the single best simpsons moment imo is the following:

Homer Simpson: Okay, once more. Where are we going?
Mrs. Krabappel: To Capitol City.
Homer Simpson: And why are you and the old lady in the car?
Agnes Skinner: We're going to talk Armin Tamzarian into coming back.
Homer Simpson: And why is Marge here?
Marge Simpson: I came up with the idea.
Homer Simpson: And why am I here?
Marge Simpson: Because the streets of Capitol City are no place for three unescorted ladies.
Homer Simpson: And why are the kids here?
Marge Simpson: Because we couldn't find Grandpa to sit for them.
Homer Simpson: Then why is Grandpa here?
Abe Simpson: Because Jasper didn't want to come by himself!

 

[HowHigh]

Homer: Now we need code names. I'll be cue ball, skinner can be 8 ball, barney will be twelve ball and moe, you can be cue ball.

Moe: You're an idiot


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Margeret? Who the hell is Margeret?

 

[HowHigh]

Margeret? Who the hell is Margeret?

lol reminds me of that one in court

Homer: Well, wait a minute! OK, I'm not going to win "Father of the Year". In fact, I'm probably the last guy in the world who should have kids. I --
[the judge looks at him sternly]
Er, well, er, wait...can I start again?
Fathering children is the best part of my day. I'd do anything for Bart and Lisa!
Judge: And, er, Margaret?
Homer: Who? Lady, you got the wrong file.
Marge: [whispering] It's Maggie!
Homer: Oh, Maggie. Er, I got nothing against Maggie.

 

[Apey]

Homer: Now we need code names. I'll be cue ball, skinner can be 8 ball, barney will be twelve ball and moe, you can be cue ball.

Moe: You're an idiot

Classic. :lol: