Funniest Simpsons lines ever

[simmo1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACGClMQeV4M

 

[Horrie Is God]

Marge: He's had a heart-attack! Quick someone do CPR!

Homer Simpson: [singing] I see a bad moon rising.

Marge: No that's CCR!..

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Kent Brockman: [Doing a live newscast] How can I prove that we're live? Penis..

 

[Cliffhanger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO1Vhc88QkM

 

[Marshall_magic]

At some science contest, the audience is making a lot of noise
Frink: Quiet please, will everyone be quiet, please, people, PI IS EXACTLY 3!
Audience collectively gasp
Frink: I am sorry it had to come to that.

 

[Apey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO1Vhc88QkM

Classic.

But the guy on the toilet is wrong too.

At some science contest, the audience is making a lot of noise
Frink: Quiet please, will everyone be quiet, please, people, PI IS EXACTLY 3!
Audience collectively gasp
Frink: I am sorry it had to come to that.

:lol:

I've been known to use "PI IS EXACTLY 3!" here and there...

 

[Rhino_NQ]

not really a line but when homer takes over smithers job when he goes on vacation. Everything homer tries to cook ends of on fire so he results to pouring cereal in a bowl and adding milk to it, then it catches alight "hmmmm" lol

 

[LeagueNut]

 

[IanG]

 

[Apey]

Keep forgetting to post this one for Hala

[youtube]wLphh4YtrHg[/youtube]

 

[Hallatia]

:lol:

 

[Shorty]

'Hello, I need the largest seed bell you have....no, that's too big'

 

[Horrie Is God]

[youtube]QGWl2bp-Nsw[/youtube]

[youtube]-C3ZJIl6MjY[/youtube]

 

[IanG]

Brockman In Trouble

KB: What the....???

*SPINNING NEWSPAPER*
BROCKMAN FIRED

 

[Apey]

[youtube]T_WpqY74oe4[/youtube]

 

[Hallatia]

Any key? Where's the any key?!

From the same episode:
I just tripled my productivity! (after he started hitting y instead of typing yes)

 

[Marshall_magic]

Homer: Lousy pot hole why don't they fix it
Bart: I heard Quimby used the pot hole funds on a private swimming pool
Homer: Get out, who told you
Bart: Nelson
Homer: That's the kind of dirt that belongs on my web page
Lisa: You can't post that on the internet you don't even know if it's true
Homer: Nelson has never steered me wrong honey, Nelson is gold
Bart: You know it might have been Jimbo
Homer: Beautiful, we have confirmation!

 

[whall15]

Homer: Lousy pot hole why don't they fix it
Bart: I heard Quimby used the pot hole funds on a private swimming pool
Homer: Get out, who told you
Bart: Nelson
Homer: That's the kind of dirt that belongs on my web page
Lisa: You can't post that on the internet you don't even know if it's true
Homer: Nelson has never steered me wrong honey, Nelson is gold
Bart: You know it might have been Jimbo
Homer: Beautiful, we have confirmation!

The Daily Telegraph's Guide to Journalism.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

The Daily Telegraph's Guide to Journalism.

They dream of having nelson and jimbo

 

[IanG]

The Daily Telegraph's Guide to Journalism.

Nelson and Jimbo would have more credibility

Also speaking of Milhouse. Has anybody ever noticed the disturbing resemblance between his Mum and Dad?

 

[Marshall_magic]

The Daily Telegraph's Guide to Journalism.

No, that's later in the same episode

Homer: No one's visiting my web page anymore, my hit counter is going down
Lisa: Well you can't offer any news if you don't have any
Homer: I know! I'll make up news then.