Funniest Simpsons lines ever

[Marshall_magic]

Bart: Hi Jessica.
Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though this was a difficult experience, I really learned a lot. I'm a little wiser, and a little less naive.
Jessica: Well, I learned that I can make men do whatever I want.
Bart: Well...don't you see, Jessica, then you really haven't learned....
Jessica: Um, would you finish scrubbing these steps with me?
Bart: Will I?
Boy: (riding up on bike) Hey, Jessica!
Jessica: Coming! (runs over to him and they ride off)
Bart: Poor sucker. It's amazing what some guys will do for a pretty face! Not me, though. Wait till she sees the second rate job I do on these stairs. Hahahaha

 

[AlwaysGreen]

 

[Horrie Is God]

Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”

 

[AlwaysGreen]

 

[AlwaysGreen]

 

[Horrie Is God]

Homer: "Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the colour of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?"

 

[AlwaysGreen]

 

[AlwaysGreen]

 

[Bulldog Force]

This part of that particular dance makes me literally LOL :lol:

:lol:

 

[LeagueNut]

Where are these wonderful gifs coming from?

 

[Raider_69]

Gill. Everything he ever says or does.

 

[The Joker]

Homer: "Look buddy, your car was already upside down when I got here and as for your grandma she shouldn't of mouthed off like that"

 

[urban eel]

all this end of the world stuff reminded me of when the power plant goes into melt down
and a couple walk out of a cupboard adjusting their clothes


"women: will i ever see you again?
man: sure Baby, next meltdown"

 

[Fufu Andronez]

Can't sleep, clown'll eat me,
Can't sleep, clown'll eat me.

 

[Fufu Andronez]

Everything's coming up millhouse!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Shoplifting is a victimless crime - like punching someone in the dark.

 

[Danish]

eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding

 

[HowHigh]

:lol:
Never, ever stop in the middle of a hoe down

 

[Rhino_NQ]

stop that, stop that mr simpson

 

[Dragon2010]

"Hello mother, hello father...here I am at Camp Granda"
.....
"Marge, Is Lisa at Camp Granada?"