Funniest Simpsons lines ever

[Rhino_NQ]

Krusty " He kids, tonight i'm going to suck <pause as the next queue card comes up>......you're blood"

 

[Apey]

As usual, FOX8 have started playing through The Simpsons from Season 1 for the new year. There are a few episodes on in the morning, they have just started Season 2.

Quote the Raven.

Nevermore!

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Walked past Poe's grave today. Always think of this.

 

[moik]

Homer - "It kills me to see my daughter upset, and if there's one thing I hate, it's being killed"

 

[Fifty Metre Line]

Homeless Man: "So I really am Jesus! Up, up and AWAAAAAY!"

 

[thorson1987]

"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"

"Homer Simpson, smiling politely"

 

[Apey]

You can put a little something on top for flavour.

Burns: Somebody up there likes me, Smithers.
Smithers: Somebody down here likes you, too, sir.

 

[BDR]

"Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket!"
"You don't have to tell me sir."

 

[Apey]

Dave: So I was working in an insurance company, right? Youngest VP in the history of the firm, okay? The job was my life. Then one Monday morning, I got up. I got up, I couldn't leave the house. I just couldn't.

Homer: Was the door locked?

Dave: No, I just couldn't face what was out there.

Homer: Was it raining?

Nurse: No, Homer, Dave suffers from agoraphobia, a fear of open areas and crowds. Please, Dave, go on.

Dave: Thank you. Anyway, that day I just knew I just couldn't make that long drive to work.

Homer: Were you out of gas?

Nurse: [glares at Homer]

Homer: Pffft. Baby...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=iCMpC8ryyBQ&desktop_uri=/watch?v=iCMpC8ryyBQ&gl=GB

 

[Dragon2010]

Homer: Can't get enough of that sugar crisps
Marge: Did you remember to put the the fog light in?
Homer: Yes I forgot to put the fog lights in.

 

[legend]

Homer: "Moochin'war widows"

 

[Bulldog Force]

Lisa: Wait a minute, Rhinos don't hatch from eggs
Homer: What did you just see, Lisa?
Lisa: Yes I know but...
Homer: Bup bup bup bup bup!

 

[Red Bear]

"It'll be great to see the old gang again. Pottsy, Ralph Malph, the Fonz"

"Homer that was Happy Days"

"No, they weren't all happy days..."

 

[Red Bear]

As usual, FOX8 have started playing through The Simpsons from Season 1 for the new year. There are a few episodes on in the morning, they have just started Season 2.

Quote the Raven.

Nevermore!

Great ep.

Been watching some earlier season eps lately - Lisa's substitute, The Front, Bart the Murderer, Homer Defined, Colonel Homer etc etc, wonderful eps.

Another ep I watched not long ago

 

[Horrie Is God]

Not a line,but classic nonetheless..

 

[Hallatia]

but I keep telling you, I'm not a pilot
and I keep telling you, you fly boys crack me up

 

[dogslife]

This makes me laugh everytime

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[AlwaysGreen]

I miss Woody too dogslife.

 

[Ozzy]

Bart's lawyer: "But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?""

Sideshow Bob: "No, That's German for, 'The Bart, The.' "

Juror whispers: "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."