Funny Joke *wipes tear*

[Alba]

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you
to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father
was a pharmacist."

 

[tUp]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Stranger]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh sh*t!

 

[Alan Shore]

Old joke.

 

[Panthers_Gurl]

:lol: thats cool

 

[madunit]

what do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
FULL

What did the leper say to the prostitute after he paid her?
Keep the tip

 

[Earl]

lol

 

[MONY]

why did the plane crash.......because the pilot was a tomato

whats yellow and cant swim........ a tractor

whats red and looks like a red bucket......a red bucket
whats black and looks like a black bucket.......a red bucket in a trenchcoat.

 

[Twizzle]

Unit's was funnier

 

[madunit]

as they always are

 

[tUp]

hahaha tip hahaha

 

[NPK]

old joke....who buys condoms at a pharmacy anyway??
Supermarket is the way to go..cheaper too.

 

[Raider_69]

:lol:

 

[madunit]

Here's a joke.

A guy goes and picks up his new motorbike, brand new harley. The man selling it to him gives him a jar of vaseline and says "apply some vaseline to your bike when it starts raining, its a good way to prevent it from rusting." The bloke takes the vaseline, puts in his jacket and rides off to pick up his girlfriend, as they are having dinner at her parents place that night.

When they arrive at the parents house, his girlfriend says "There's one rule at this house, the first person to speak after dinner has to wash the dishes"

The bloke thinks this is odd, but takes it on board. He meets the parents and they all sit down for dinner. Once its finished, the table is dead quiet.

The bloke kisses his girlfriend very passionately, in front of her parents...silence.
So he starts undressing her....silence
They have sex on the table.....silence.
The bloke grabs his girlfriends mother and begins to have sex with her on the table...still nothing said.

Once he's finished with the mother he hears some rain starting to fall, he quickly remembers his motorbike and the advice the salesman gave him, so he pulls out his jar of vaseline.

At that point his girlfriends father stands up and says "Alright I'll do the f**king dishes!"

 

[Feez_Giggles]

i heard that before but it are funny pants

 

[tUp]

hahahaha

 

[RHYTHM AND STEALTH]

There was a sausage and an egg in a frying pan and the sausage goes sh*t its hot in here and the egg says wow a talking sausage

lame i know

 

[legend]

Did you hear about the two lepers playing cards?

One threw his hand in and the other laughed his head off.

 

[chloe]

Alba, your joke was great!

 

[Moffo]

Did you hear about the two lepers playing cards?

One threw his hand in and the other laughed his head off.

disgraceful